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2 votes
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Offbeat Fridays – The thread where offbeat headlines become front page news
Tildes is a very serious site, where we discuss very serious matters like jimmy kimmel, captcha and balatro. Tags culled from the highest voted topics from the last seven days, if anyone was a...
Tildes is a very serious site, where we discuss very serious matters like jimmy kimmel, captcha and balatro. Tags culled from the highest voted topics from the last seven days, if anyone was a superfan.
But one of my favourite tags happens to be offbeat! Taking its original inspiration from Sir Nils Olav III, this thread is looking for any far-fetched
offbeat
stories lurking in the newspapers. It may not deserve its own post, but it deserves a wider audience!13 votes -
What have you been watching / reading this week? (Anime/Manga)
What have you been watching and reading this week? You don't need to give us a whole essay if you don't want to, but please write something! Feel free to talk about something you saw that was...
What have you been watching and reading this week? You don't need to give us a whole essay if you don't want to, but please write something! Feel free to talk about something you saw that was cool, something that was bad, ask for recommendations, or anything else you can think of.
If you want to, feel free to find the thing you're talking about and link to its pages on Anilist, MAL, or any other database you use!
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Save Point: A game deal roundup for the week of September 21
Add awesome game deals to this topic as they come up over the course of the week! Alternately, ask about a given game deal if you want the community’s opinions: e.g. “What games from this bundle...
Add awesome game deals to this topic as they come up over the course of the week!
Alternately, ask about a given game deal if you want the community’s opinions: e.g. “What games from this bundle are most worth my attention?”
Rules:
- No grey market sales
- No affiliate links
If posting a sale, it is strongly encouraged that you share why you think the available game/games are worthwhile.
All previous Save Point topics
If you don’t want to see threads in this series, add
save point
to your personal tag filters.3 votes -
Colossal Game Adventure Schedule: September 2025 - March 2026
Schedule There was a three-way tie for 5th, so instead of scheduling the next 6 months, I scheduled 7. Bonus month! Month Game Host September 2025 The Last Express u/CannibalisticApple October...
Schedule
There was a three-way tie for 5th, so instead of scheduling the next 6 months, I scheduled 7. Bonus month!
Month Game Host September 2025 The Last Express u/CannibalisticApple October 2025 Chrono Trigger u/ali November 2025 Arcade Special: Playstation WHAT?
Incredible Crisis
Irritating Stick
PaRappa the Rapper 2
Pepsiman
Vib-Ribbonu/Lapbunny December 2025 The Secret of Monkey Island u/balooga January 2026 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker u/datavoid February 2026 Racing Lagoon u/Kawa March 2026 Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
(The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)u/J-Chiptunator @CannibalisticApple will be hosting her nomination, The Last Express, for our first month. If you're interested in hosting a month, see the Hosting section below.
Also, I selfishly scheduled PlayStation WHAT? during the Backlog Burner so I can use those games in my Bingo Card. :D
For the rest, I tried to create variety in the schedule so that we weren't playing the same systems or genres back-to-back.
Discussion Topics
Each month will have two discussion topics:
- "Insert Cartridge" - 1st of the month
- "Remove Cartridge" - 20th of the month
Insert Cartridge topics are primarily for getting the game set up and running. Remove Cartridge topics are primarily for reflecting on the game once you've played it. However, the game itself and anything else related to it can be discussed in either one.
Hosting
Each month, the discussion topics will be posted by a different "host" who will act as the emcee for that month.
Hosting is not required, but it is encouraged that people host months for games that they are either already very familiar with or that they are strongly interested in playing.
People who nominated a game will be given preference for hosting, otherwise it will be given to whomever claims it first.
Required Hosting Responsibilities
- Editing the templates for the month's "Insert Cartridge" and "Remove Cartridge" topics.
- Posting the month's "Insert Cartridge" and "Remove cartridge topics.
Optional Hosting Responsibilities
- Talking up the game.
- Giving tips/tricks/guides/cheats.
- Sharing your own thoughts/memories/reflections.
- Asking questions.
- Anything else you feel like doing (e.g. setting up a multiplayer tournament, making game-related memes, sharing fun trivia, etc.)
If you would like to host a month, let me know which one and I will add you to the schedule.
Before your month begins, I will send you a "Hosting Package" featuring templates that you can edit to your liking.
If no one claims a month, I will host it as a fallback.
Voting Results
The top 6 games from the voting round were chosen to be played.
Of the remaining games:
- The top 50% will advance to the next round. They will start the next round with a base score of 70% of their vote totals.
- The bottom 50% will be removed from the list.
Removed games will be able to be re-nominated in future rounds if someone chooses to do so.
Tally List
Game Votes Status Rollover Votes Chrono Trigger 55 Won The Secret of Monkey Island 47 Won The Last Express 40 Won PlayStation WHAT? 38 Won Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls) 34 Won Racing Lagoon 34 Won The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 34 Won Back in a Flash 32 Advances 22 Sid Meier’s Pirates 30 Advances 21 Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow 29 Advances 20 Another World 27 Advances 19 Metroid Prime 27 Advances 19 Descent 25 Advances 18 Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals 24 Advances 17 StarTropics 22 Advances 15 Behind the Wheel 21 Advances 15 Crystalis 21 Advances 15 The Colonel’s Bequest 21 Advances 15 Threads of Fate 21 Advances 15 Beneath a Steel Sky 21 Advances 15 Metroid 20 Advances 14 Scroll Lock-on 20 Advances 14 Tetris 19 Advances 13 Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 18 Advances 13 Tony Hawk’s Pro-Skater 2 18 Advances 13 JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future 17 Advances 12 Lode Runner 17 Advances 12 The Grue That Binds 17 Advances 12 The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 17 Advances 12 Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa 16 Eliminated ActRaiser 15 Eliminated Resident Evil 15 Eliminated Sid Meier’s Covert Action 15 Eliminated Mr. Defaxxonobbleoid 14 Eliminated Sam & Max: Hit the Road 12 Eliminated Fighters Megamix 11 Eliminated Seaman 11 Eliminated Burnout 3: Takedown 10 Eliminated Duke Nukem 3D 10 Eliminated rOGuelikes 10 Eliminated Carmageddon 9 Eliminated Uplink 9 Eliminated Populous 8 Eliminated Hop Skip Jump 7 Eliminated Fixated on Fixed Screen Shooters 6 Eliminated The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening 6 Eliminated Lord Monarch 5 Eliminated The Way 5 Eliminated Recursive Repertoires 4 Eliminated Super Castlevania IV 2 Eliminated Star Wars: TIE Fighter 1 Eliminated 34 votes -
Porter Robinson's angelangelangelangelangel.com (seizure warning)
27 votes -
The reports of UBI’s death are greatly exaggerated
21 votes -
Samsung confirms its $1,800+ fridges will start showing you ads
65 votes -
Where the power is - book review of "White Light: The Elemental Role of Phosphorus – in Our Cells, in Our Food and in Our World"
4 votes -
What words do you recommend?
What are some words that you find particularly useful when writing and would recommend to others? How do you use them?
44 votes -
Why do some gamers invert their controls? Scientists now have answers, but they’re not what you think.
35 votes -
What games have you been playing, and what's your opinion on them?
What have you been playing lately? Discussion about video games and board games are both welcome. Please don't just make a list of titles, give some thoughts about the game(s) as well.
22 votes -
Fossil fuel decline, though still nascent, is already hitting countries leading the electric vehicle boom like China and Norway
26 votes -
Amorphis – Dancing Shadow (2025)
7 votes -
Keynote - Blender Conference 2025
4 votes -
Massive Attack remove music from Spotify to protest against CEO Daniel Ek's investment in AI military
28 votes -
Automation for android, preferably FOSS
I'm wanting to automate a thing on my android phone. I would like to activate and deactivate alarms based on calendar events (by keywords in their name or description). example I have an event...
I'm wanting to automate a thing on my android phone.
I would like to activate and deactivate alarms based on calendar events (by keywords in their name or description).
example
I have an event **work** with the description *shop* so I would like to activate the alarms "wake up work shop 1", "wake up work shop 2" and "wake up work shop 3".21 votes -
Weekly thread for casual chat and photos of pets
This is the place for casual discussion about our pets. Photos are welcome, show us your pet(s) and tell us about them!
5 votes -
What's a setting that you'd recommend?
Kind of an awkward title, but I'm talking about settings for your phone, your OS, your coffee maker, etc. With all the tech in our lives, and with so many devices and software having quite a...
Kind of an awkward title, but I'm talking about settings for your phone, your OS, your coffee maker, etc.
With all the tech in our lives, and with so many devices and software having quite a robust set of options for how they work, it's easy for us to not even know that something is available. How many cool things are we missing out on if we're just accepting the defaults?
So, what's a setting, on anything you have or use regularly, that you recommend to others?
What makes it so worthwhile?
72 votes -
What have you been listening to this week?
What have you been listening to this week? You don't need to do a 6000 word review if you don't want to, but please write something! If you've just picked up some music, please update on that as...
What have you been listening to this week? You don't need to do a 6000 word review if you don't want to, but please write something! If you've just picked up some music, please update on that as well, we'd love to see your hauls :)
Feel free to give recs or discuss anything about each others' listening habits.
You can make a chart if you use last.fm:
http://www.tapmusic.net/lastfm/
Remember that linking directly to your image will update with your future listening, make sure to reupload to somewhere like imgur if you'd like it to remain what you have at the time of posting.
8 votes -
I'm Not a Robot
78 votes -
After years in the shadows, Norway has finally found its place in the international spotlight with a number of distinctive, relationship-centred and critically acclaimed films and television shows
6 votes -
Jimmy Kimmel pulled “indefinitely” by ABC after Charlie Kirk comments
118 votes -
How a secret recording of a gender identity lecture upended Texas A&M
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What did you do this week (and weekend)?
As part of a weekly series, these topics are a place for users to casually discuss the things they did — or didn't do — during their week. Did you accomplish any goals? Suffer a failure? Do...
As part of a weekly series, these topics are a place for users to casually discuss the things they did — or didn't do — during their week. Did you accomplish any goals? Suffer a failure? Do nothing at all? Tell us about it!
8 votes -
Same-sex partnership systems cover more than 90% of Japan’s population a decade after introduction
27 votes -
What are you reading these days?
What are you reading currently? Fiction or non-fiction or poetry, any genre, any language! Tell us what you're reading, and talk about it a bit.
16 votes -
Give us your hot takes on the latest Nintendo Direct
18 votes -
What are some “sore thumb” lyrics for you?
I’m calling a “sore thumb” lyric a bad line (or lines) in an otherwise good, well-written song. Something that sticks out like, well, a sore thumb. It’s something that’s bad enough to be...
I’m calling a “sore thumb” lyric a bad line (or lines) in an otherwise good, well-written song. Something that sticks out like, well, a sore thumb.
It’s something that’s bad enough to be noteworthy, potentially even bad enough to ruin the entire song if it’s really potent. It is, of course, also entirely a matter of personal taste and preference. One person’s “sore thumb” lyric might be another person’s highlight.
Of note: it’s not a sore thumb lyric if you don’t like the song or think it’s poorly written in the first place. The point of the topic isn’t to highlight bad songwriting but to highlight misfires in otherwise good songwriting.
What are some examples of these lines in songs you like?
Explain why they stick out like a sore thumb for you personally.
38 votes -
Minako Yoshida - Starlet (1990)
4 votes -
KeenWrite 3.6.3
29 votes -
The cost of performing childhood for your parent’s art
22 votes -
Castle Rat - The Bestiary (2025)
14 votes -
Text My Mom for Me
13 votes -
iOS 26 is here
32 votes -
Dirtbags made comedian Stavros Halkias famous. Now he’s helping them remake their lives.
16 votes -
TV Tuesdays Free Talk
Warning: this post may contain spoilers
Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.
Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.
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What programming/technical projects have you been working on?
This is a recurring post to discuss programming or other technical projects that we've been working on. Tell us about one of your recent projects, either at work or personal projects. What's...
This is a recurring post to discuss programming or other technical projects that we've been working on. Tell us about one of your recent projects, either at work or personal projects. What's interesting about it? Are you having trouble with anything?
13 votes -
The woman who wrote "Eat, Pray, Love" tried to kill her girlfriend and wrote a book about it
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CGA-2025-09 🕹️🚂 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 The Last Express
Warning: this post may contain spoilers
Introduction
July, 1914. Paris.
Tensions are high all around the European continent. A long-growing discontent has reached a sharp peak not even a full month earlier with the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. In the midst of these ever-uneasy days, a young American doctor by the name of Robert Cath gets a sudden invitation from his best friend, urging him to join him on the now-legendary Orient Express.
As he boards the train, he cannot predict the chaos that will follow. Luxurious as the train may be, this will not be an idyllic trip, but the scene of a murder. Blood will be shed, conspiracies will unfold, secrets will be revealed and romance will have a chance to blossom. With the official beginning of the Great War only a matter of days away, he may be the last passenger to step aboard what will be...
The Last Express
Welcome everyone to the first month of the Colossal Game Adventure! I am sure most people reading this will know the details already given the activity on the setup threads. Just to reiterate though, the Colossal Gaming Adventure is a monthly event where we will be playing through older games together. While @kfwyre organized the voting and nomination phases, each month will have a different host. We have seven months' worth of games already scheduled through March 2026, and I have the honor of being the conductor for the inaugural round!
As you saw above, our first leg of this grand journey will have us board The Last Express, a 1997 adventure game about a mystery on the Orient Express. I myself have not played it yet and will be experiencing it for the first time with most people here, because this game seems to be the poster child for hidden gems. A game that received critical acclaim and praise from critics and players alike, and clearly a work with serious passion and effort, but according to Wikipedia it sold only 100,000 copies on its initial release.
Luckily for us, one of those 100,000 copies belongs to kfwyre, who brought it to my attention with this passionate recommendation back in May. That link has some mild spoilers for the very beginning of the game, so you may not want to read it, but here's the key takeaway that made this game so interesting: this game plays out in real time. As you explore the train, characters will go about their set routines and events will unfold off screen regardless of you being present to witness them. These events can set up unknown domino effects that will impact you, and your own choices can also have unforeseen consequences that won't come into play until much later.
To that end, don't be discouraged by failure. Many adventure games of this era rely on trial and error but in this game failure is particularly integrated into the gameplay. Someone might somehow get the luckiest run ever and manage to complete the game on their very first playthrough without ever encountering a fail state, but ultimately, this game will call for a bit of patience. And maybe guides if you have the original version or the hints don't help. Which I personally think is pretty neat. Doesn't get much more classic/retro than looking up walkthroughs on GameFAQs!
So all aboard The Last Express, and enjoy the ride.
Game Information
Versions: Original Release and DotEmu/Gold Edition. The DotEmu version is a re-release which has additional features such as hints and tutorials, which may make it easier.
Platforms: Windows, MacOS, MS-DOS, iOS, Android
Genre(s): Adventure, Mystery, Point-and-Click
Stores:
- GOG, Original: The original 1997 release, in all its 1990’s glory for purists. (Also may come with some extras like a soundtrack and "making of" from a 2011 Collector’s Edition published by DotEmu, but which is now wiped from the internet...?)
- Steam, Gold Edition: The remake/remaster released by DotEmu with added hints and tutorials, as well as interface tweaks. (Note: while it lists macOS, the game is 32-bit, which is unsupported by any macOS versions beyond 10.14 Mojave.) This version is on sale for only 11 more hours at the time of this topic being posted!! An extreme time crunch for sure, so if you see this message, now's the time to buy it!!
- iOS (Apple App Store) and Android (Google Play Store). These ports are also by DotEmu and predate the Gold Edition.
Game Setup
The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:
- Share which version of the game you're playing
- Share what hardware you're playing it on
- Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
- Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
- Ask questions if you need help
Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:
- Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
- What about its system or era?
- What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
- What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
- What are you expecting from this game in particular?
Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:
- Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
- Ask for help if you get stuck.
- Offer help to others.
It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.
IMPORTANT: Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.
IMPORTANT: Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.
<details> <summary>Spoilers</summary> Spoiler text goes here. </details>
FAQ
What is CGA?
Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.
Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!
Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.
What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!
It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.
Do I have to sign up?
No. Participation is open to all.
There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.
Are there restrictions on what/how to play?
Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!
This means:
- Choose whichever version of the game you want.
- You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
- You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.
If you have already played a game and want a different experience:
- Try a randomizer or challenge run.
- Play a different version of it.
- Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)
There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.
What is the schedule?
Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 20th.
Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).
Schedules are also posted then.
All CGA topics are available using the
colossal game adventure
tag.What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?
Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.
The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.
The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.
There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.
With all the pleasantries out of the way...
> PRESS START
(Credit to @Boojum for the splash screen. It's too awesome not to include!)
46 votes -
Taskmaster Season 20, Episode 1 - '9x7.' | Full episode
12 votes -
China’s CATL, the world’s biggest electric battery maker, starts trading in Hong Kong this week, after a $4.6 billion IPO, the biggest so far this year
8 votes -
Fat Bear Week is here early, and the bears are fat and playful
32 votes -
ChatGPT is blowing up marriages as spouses use AI to attack their partners
32 votes -
An appreciation thread: Library music
Have you ever wondered where all the background music comes from in commercials, documentaries, training films, or TV shows? It is a genre of music called Library music, but also referred to as...
Have you ever wondered where all the background music comes from in commercials, documentaries, training films, or TV shows? It is a genre of music called Library music, but also referred to as "production music" or "stock music".
For example, some American football fans might recognize this tune: Heavy Action by Johnny Pearson
Or maybe Tomfoolery by David Snell
I have some standout favorites myself such as Plucking the Strings by David Snell and really the whole Bruton BRN11 Prestige album has great tracks.
What I love about library music is how direct it is where every track tells you exactly what feeling or mood it’s meant to capture, so finding the right piece for a moment becomes straightforward. It’s music created for utility that is commissioned, catalogued, and sold to fit commercial needs. That makes it oddly fascinating to me. Out of the thousands of albums, some pieces slip into our collective memory while others fade into obscurity or as a one-time background sound. I feel the people making this stuff were clearly talented, but they worked in a strange niche where their art was never meant to be more than an enhancement to a visual effect. Digging into it feels like uncovering a forgotten corner of pop culture.
If you want to search more example of library music, I think the go-to's are any of the Bruton or KPM libraries, but there are many more out there.
9 votes -
Jon Stewart's post-Jimmy Kimmel primer on free speech in the glorious Donald Trump era
50 votes -
Anaconda | Official trailer
11 votes -
Wallet voting
35 votes -
Everything Is Crab | Playtest announce trailer
9 votes -
Why people embrace conspiracy theories: It's about community, not gullibility
35 votes