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    1. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      5 votes
    2. Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix 2026 - Race Weekend Discussion

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      Australian Grand Prix
      Albert Park Circuit
      March 6-8, 2026


      Qualifying Results -- SPOILER
      Pos. No. Driver Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Laps
      1 63 George Russell Mercedes 1:19.507 1:18.934 1:18.518 22
      2 12 Kimi Antonelli Mercedes 1:20.120 1:19.435 1:18.811 18
      3 6 Isack Hadjar Red Bull Racing 1:20.023 1:19.653 1:19.303 19
      4 16 Charles Leclerc Ferrari 1:20.226 1:19.357 1:19.327 24
      5 81 Oscar Piastri McLaren 1:19.664 1:19.525 1:19.380 26
      6 1 Lando Norris McLaren 1:20.010 1:19.882 1:19.475 26
      7 44 Lewis Hamilton Ferrari 1:19.811 1:19.921 1:19.478 25
      8 30 Liam Lawson Racing Bulls 1:20.491 1:20.144 1:19.994 24
      9 41 Arvid Lindblad Racing Bulls 1:20.409 1:19.971 1:21.247 25
      10 5 Gabriel Bortoleto Audi 1:20.495 1:20.221 14
      11 27 Nico Hulkenberg Audi 1:21.024 1:20.303 18
      12 87 Oliver Bearman Haas F1 Team 1:21.247 1:20.311 18
      13 31 Esteban Ocon Haas F1 Team 1:20.759 1:20.491 18
      14 10 Pierre Gasly Alpine 1:21.138 1:20.501 18
      15 23 Alexander Albon Williams 1:21.051 1:20.941 19
      16 43 Franco Colapinto Alpine 1:21.200 1:21.270 18
      17 14 Fernando Alonso Aston Martin 1:21.969 10
      18 11 Sergio Perez Cadillac 1:22.605 7
      19 77 Valtteri Bottas Cadillac 1:23.244 8

      Source: F1.com

      Grand Prix Results -- SPOILER
      Pos. No. Driver Team Laps Time / Retired Pts.
      1 63 George Russell Mercedes 58 1:23:06.801 25
      2 12 Kimi Antonelli Mercedes 58 +2.974s 18
      3 16 Charles Leclerc Ferrari 58 +15.519s 15
      4 44 Lewis Hamilton Ferrari 58 +16.144s 12
      5 1 Lando Norris McLaren 58 +51.741s 10
      6 3 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing 58 +54.617s 8
      7 87 Oliver Bearman Haas F1 Team 57 +1 lap 6
      8 41 Arvid Lindblad Racing Bulls 57 +1 lap 4
      9 5 Gabriel Bortoleto Audi 57 +1 lap 2
      10 10 Pierre Gasly Alpine 57 +1 lap 1
      11 31 Esteban Ocon Haas F1 Team 57 +1 lap 0
      12 23 Alexander Albon Williams 57 +1 lap 0
      13 30 Liam Lawson Racing Bulls 57 +1 lap 0
      14 43 Franco Colapinto Alpine 56 +2 laps 0
      15 55 Carlos Sainz Williams 56 +2 laps 0
      16 11 Sergio Perez Cadillac 55 +3 laps 0
      NC 18 Lance Stroll Aston Martin 43 +15 laps 0
      NC 14 Fernando Alonso Aston Martin 21 DNF 0
      NC 77 Valtteri Bottas Cadillac 15 DNF 0
      NC 6 Isack Hadjar Red Bull Racing 10 DNF 0
      NC 81 Oscar Piastri McLaren 0 DNS 0
      NC 27 Nico Hulkenberg Audi 0 DNS 0

      Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen // 1:22.091 on lap 43
      DOTD: Max Verstappen

      Source: F1.com


      Next race:
      Chinese Grand Prix
      Shanghai International Circuit
      March 13-15, 2026


      IT'S RAWE CEEK! Welcome back to Formula 1, everyone! Hopefully everyone enjoyed the various holidays and having a normal sleep schedule on the weekends over the last few months. That said, I don't need F1 to mess with my weekend sleeping plans 😴

      I meant to post earlier in the week about predictions for 2026, but I forgot/got busy/slept, so guess I'll just ask some here.

      1. Who will win this first race?
      2. Will our sole rookie this year, Arvin Lindblad (Racing Bulls), podium this year?
      3. Will Niko Hulkenberg get another podium?
      4. Will we hear Fernando Alonso scream about a "GP2 Engine" again?
      5. Which team wins the Constructors Championship?
      6. Does Lando Norris successfully defend his championship?
      7. If not, who wins the Drivers Championship?

      Feel free to add any other predictions!

      17 votes
    3. Tildes Book Club discussion - February 2026 - The Truth by Terry Pratchett

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      This is the second Tildes Book Club Discussion for 2026 and the twentysecond overall. We are discussing The Truth by Terry Pratchett. At the end of March we will discuss The Metamorphosis by Kafka.

      I don't have a particular format in mind for this discussion, but I will post some prompts and questions as comments to get things started. You're not obligated to respond to them or vote on them though. So feel free to make your own top-level comment for whatever you wish to discuss, questions you have of others, or even just to post a review of the book you have written yourself.

      For latecomers, don't worry if you didn't read the book in time for this Discussion topic. You can always join in once you finish it. Tildes Activity sort, and "Collapse old comments" feature should keep the topic going for as long as people are still replying.

      And for anyone uninterested in this topic please use the Ignore Topic feature on this so it doesn't keep popping up in your Activity sort, since it's likely to keep doing that while I set this discussion up, and once people start joining in.

      16 votes
    4. Discussion for Malazan Book of the Fallen

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      I recently finished The Crippled God and loved the book and the entire series. I'm already looking forward to a reread through the series to notice new things and see how events play out from the perspective gained after finishing the series.

      I'm still trying to get my thoughts in order for this whole series, but I had some questions that I thought would be interesting to hear from people here after talking about it a bit with my coworker.

      What were some of your favorite characters?
      Favorite moments?
      What did you not see coming?
      How did you feel about the perspective shift on the Crippled God as the series progressed?
      Have you reread the series, and did you enjoy it more during an additional read?
      Anything else fun you'd like to talk about for these books

      Please note, this is a discussion of the 10 Malazan Book of the Fallen novels. I've yet to delve in to the rest of the Malazan series, and I am taking a break before I start on the Novels of the Malazan Empire series.

      19 votes
    5. CGA-2026-02 🕹️🚗 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Racing Lagoon

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                    ____----------- _____
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       `---`\  _-~      |                   \
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       / ___     ~~--[""] |      ________-------'_
      > /~` \    |-.   `\~~.~~~~~                _ ~ - _
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                               \    ) |`------##---~~~~-~  ) )
                                ~-_/_/                  ~~ ~~
      

      Yokohama

      1999

      You've got big shoulders and big dreams

      Headlights flash

      I challenge you to a race

       You            Me
      
      START          START
        |              |
        |              |
        |              |
        |              |
         \              \
          \              \
           \              \
            ----           ----CRASH
               |               
               |
               |
               |
             FINISH
      

      Drat! It's always those hard turns, isn't it?!

      You and your big shoulders win

      Take your prize from my loser car

      Prize
                                ______    ______   __                     
                               /      \  /      \ |  \                    
       ______ ____   __    __ |  $$$$$$\|  $$$$$$\| $$  ______    ______  
      |      \    \ |  \  |  \| $$_  \$$| $$_  \$$| $$ /      \  /      \ 
      | $$$$$$\$$$$\| $$  | $$| $$ \    | $$ \    | $$|  $$$$$$\|  $$$$$$\
      | $$ | $$ | $$| $$  | $$| $$$$    | $$$$    | $$| $$    $$| $$   \$$
      | $$ | $$ | $$| $$__/ $$| $$      | $$      | $$| $$$$$$$$| $$      
      | $$ | $$ | $$ \$$    $$| $$      | $$      | $$ \$$     \| $$      
       \$$  \$$  \$$  \$$$$$$  \$$       \$$       \$$  \$$$$$$$ \$$      
      

      For those that didn't play the game, that's basically Racing Lagoon in a nutshell! Except, well, the plot gets more involved (and... weird), and there's a city map you get to cruise on, and you can save at a gas station, etc.

      But the key points are all there:

      • Racing
      • Getting new parts
      • Big shoulders

      Anyway, let us know what you thought of the game!

      Next month will be hosted by the inimitable and incredible @J-Chiptunator and we'll be playing Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls).

      Month Game Host
      March 2026 Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
      (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
      u/J-Chiptunator

      Source for the ASCII art car
      Source for the prize text
      Source for the race art (It's me, I drew that. Art is my passion.)

      12 votes
    6. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      5 votes
    7. Midweek Movie Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      5 votes
    8. Tildes Book Club discussion - January 2026 - Fire on the Mountain by Terry Bisson

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      This is the first Tildes Book Club Discussion for 2026 and the twentyfirst overall. We are discussing Fire on the Mountain by Bissen. At the end of February we will discuss The Truth by Terry Pratchett.

      This is the first time that I as your coordinator have not finished the book myself. It was not my cup of tea and I might or might not add my impressions to the discussion.

      I don't have a particular format in mind for this discussion, but I will post some prompts and questions as comments to get things started. You're not obligated to respond to them or vote on them though. So feel free to make your own top-level comment for whatever you wish to discuss, questions you have of others, or even just to post a review of the book you have written yourself.

      For latecomers, don't worry if you didn't read the book in time for this Discussion topic. You can always join in once you finish it. Tildes Activity sort, and "Collapse old comments" feature should keep the topic going for as long as people are still replying.

      And for anyone uninterested in this topic please use the Ignore Topic feature on this so it doesn't keep popping up in your Activity sort, since it's likely to keep doing that while I set this discussion up, and once people start joining in.

      12 votes
    9. Midweek Movie Free Talk

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      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      8 votes
    10. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      4 votes
    11. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      10 votes
    12. Midweek Movie Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      7 votes
    13. Midweek Movie Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      9 votes
    14. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      8 votes
    15. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      4 votes
    16. Midweek Movie Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      8 votes
    17. CGA-2026-01 🕹️⛵🛡️ REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Welcome back, Heroes of Wind! (For the sake of full disclosure I myself am not yet a Hero of Wind, but should be within an hour or so...)

      Hopefully everyone enjoyed their second consecutive month on the high seas as much as I did - I'd say at this point, we can basically consider ourselves a pirate club!

      I had initially planned to actually plan something to write about in this post, but due to taking on way too many things this month I unfortunately haven't really had a chance to do any research beyond my own (almost) completion of the game. Hopefully any Wind Waker veterans in here will be able to help us out with any important insight that I am certainly overlooking!

      For me, the most notable thing about The Wind Waker is how strongly it influenced the most recent two Zelda games. I'd say it seems to be the game that contributed the most to the modern Zelda formula. The freedom it offers you in being able to simply choose a direction and start exploring is a feature that is more or less missing from most 3D Zelda games. Also, the sheer scale of the world is really only comparable to BOTW and Tears. And I would be remiss if I didn't mention the Koroks - I had no idea that was a Wind Waker thing!

      While I had heard about it in passing, actually seeing the underwater kingdom in this game was a strangely nostalgic experience. The way they tied in the old angular Link statue was very cool; I imagine it is safe to assume that an extremely long time passed between Ocarina of Time and The Wind Waker to allow for such evolutionary toon-ification.

      I wish I had had more time to finish exploring more thoroughly and compile a list of secrets. I just finished exploring the map today, and know there are still plenty of things that I have yet to see. So instead of rushing through the last dungeon, I decided to post this for now, then come back to share more thoughts in the comments later.

      Next month, join us as u/Kawa guides us on a trip to the lagoon... the Racing Lagoon!

      Month Game Host
      February 2026 Racing Lagoon u/Kawa
      March 2026 Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
      (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
      u/J-Chiptunator

      Until next time, you filthy bilge rats!

      20 votes
    18. Midweek Movie Free Talk

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      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      6 votes
    19. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

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      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      6 votes
    20. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

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      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      6 votes
    21. Midweek Movie Free Talk

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      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      9 votes
    22. Recommendations needed: Favorite “comfort” movies

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Hi Everyone,

      I am looking for recommendations of your favorite “comfort” movies. Movies, I don’t have to take too seriously and can be watched over and over and can fall asleep to.

      As an example a few of mine would be:

      MoneyBall
      Jesse Stone movies
      Dave
      Avengers Infinity War and Endgame
      Star Trek Generations
      Major League
      Clear and Present Danger
      Ghostbusters Afterlife
      Batman Begins
      Batman Returns
      Grinch animated movie
      Indiana jones dial of destiny
      Rocky balboa
      Moonfall
      Goldeneye
      X-men 1 & 2, Days of Futures Past
      Rainmaker
      Runaway Jury

      41 votes
    23. Pluribus full season discussion

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      The first ep. got its own thread on Tildes and a decent discussion, I figured I'd try to get one going for whole season. Since it finished airing like 2 weeks ago.

      I binged S1 yesterday, and am very happy that I waited till all episodes were out, as the pace of the show is glacial and I would've likely lost interest were I not able to skip around a bit. That's one of my two major issues. The other being that I found Carol insufferable at moments in the show. I think it does a good job at humanizing her and explaining why she is the way she is. It's also important to note that a majority of the show plays out days after Carol's wife Helen dies and she's reeling from that loss, as well as losing everyone else too. For me this culminated in ep 6, when she has a conversation with another survivor after having uncovered that they process human corpses into protein powder, and she thinks it's a big reveal that everyone else already knows. She just wasn't told because she's made everyone not like her.

      That being said, the premise of this show is excellent and I love the questions it makes me ask and think about. The way it's shot is also fantastic. Yes, all of humanity is in a blissful state, but most of us would also die due to starvation, but there's no murder, no robbings, but it's also clear that this blissful state is more akin to being happy because you're on drugs, not "true happiness". I think this was most evident in the scene when the Peruvian girl turned willingly. Just before she does, she's shown with a lamb on her lap, which she likes and pets. The moment she turns, she just walks off, leaving the lamb behind. Obviously also all expressions of individualism are gone, this means all art, plus the question hasn't been properly answered on what exactly the Others do when they don't have someone around to make happy. I guess work together as a collective on sending the signal onto the next planet.

      I think the big answer is going to be when they hopefully break someone out of the hivemind in S2. I just hope that it won't be the season finale, but sooner. I dislike the trend of prestige television being at such a slow pace.

      What do you guys think? Both the smart writing and the pacing issues seem to be the main two things i see mentioned online. Anything else you liked or disliked? Any theories on where it'll go?

      50 votes
    24. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

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      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      7 votes
    25. Midweek Movie Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      7 votes
    26. Stranger Things finale discussion

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      So what did everyone think of the finale?

      Spoiler heavy below, beware!

      Personally I'm a little torn. Overall I would say the finale was just okay. This whole season has felt a little bit mid for me, but I've watched it since the beginning and wanted to see it end. I felt like they could have done a whole lot more with some characters, Dr. Kay, for example, just didn't really seem to do anything and she just kind of packed everything up and let all the kids go at the end. She was a pretty important character in El's backstory and she seemed to do nothing the whole season except drive around trying to chase them. It seemed like she was going to finally do something meaningful in the finale but nothing really materialized.

      Vecna's death was satisfying to me, with Will helping out in the end with his new "sorcerer" powers. The backstory we got for Vecna too, was interesting, and the fact he "chose" to cooperate with the Mind Flayer. I'm still not sure if he was actually corrupted and is made to believe it was his choice, or if he was as powerful as he claimed and truly chose to work with it. Either way, watching Joyce tell him that he "fucked with the wrong family" and then decapitate him was chefs kiss.

      As for El's "death", I'm not sure I am convinced she is actually alive. I looked back at the scene at the end after I had finished and didn't see any flickering on her, or any doors opening in the background. Maybe the sonic devices just don't pierce the veil between worlds. That being said though, it is interesting that some people have pointed out she doesn't have a nosebleed after talking with Mike or pushing him back.

      I still think Season 4 was probably my favorite season. I was on the edge of my seat, literally, through some parts of that season which shows don't often do for me. This season did have some moments, but it just didn't seem to capture the same feeling Season 4 did for me.

      I'm curious what everyone else thinks though.

      26 votes
    27. Midweek Movie Free Talk

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      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      9 votes
    28. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

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      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      5 votes
    29. Midweek Movie Free Talk

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      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      10 votes
    30. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

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      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      6 votes
    31. Movies like Dream Scenario need a warning

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      post contains spoilers for Dream Scenario:

      I've become a big fan of the resurgence that Nic Cage is having, especially after watching Mandy, it was so wacky and surreal and just quite the mind trip.

      Saw the trailer for Dream Scenario and picked up on that same vibe.

      However, that movie really pissed me off. that story was pretty interesting and I really would have liked it but I kept thinking that they would find a way to wrap up the plot in a typical happy go lucky fashion that Hollywood typically demands. The closer and closer the movie got to the end, the more I was expecting the shoe to drop and for the writers to somehow find a way to end the movie on a happy note that makes everything OK.

      It does not, the movie ends on quite a weird and sad note, which I would have loved, if I hadn't expected it to end in a typical Hollywood fashion. Makes me wish there was a way to get a warning when watching a movie to not expect it to end in a typical "safe" fashion. Cause if I had gotten that warning, I think I would've love it.

      15 votes
    32. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

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      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      7 votes
    33. Midweek Movie Free Talk

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      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      6 votes
    34. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

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      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      7 votes
    35. Midweek Movie Free Talk

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      Have you watched any movies recently you want to discuss? Any films you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      5 votes
    36. CGA-2025-12 🏴‍☠️🏝️🍌 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 The Secret of Monkey Island

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      Introduction

      Deep in the Caribbean, the pirate haven of Mêlée Island is home to the deadliest brood of ne'er-do-wells what ever sailed the seven seas: the infamous scurvy seadog Meathook; the buccaneer Sword Master whose name is feared in every corner of the isle; and most horrifically, the spectral ghost pirate LeChuck. Onto these disreputable shores late one night arrives the hapless, clueless, and utterly guileless flooring inspector Guybrush Threepwood, with nothing to his name but the dream of somehow becoming a real pirate himself.

      Discover a thrilling world of swordplay, thievery, and, er, treasure huntery in The Secret of Monkey Island. Insult your enemies, fire the cannons, find true love, concoct mysterious voodoo brews, poison guards, evade cannibals, traverse hellish catacombs, raise a pint of grog, and (maybe) discover the Secret for yourself!


      The Secret of Monkey Island

      Happy December! This month we're playing the legendary 1990 Lucasfilm Games point-and-click adventure from the minds of Ron Gilbert, Tim Schafer and Dave Grossman.

      You see, one of my favorite rides in Disneyland is Pirates of the Caribbean. You get on a little boat and it takes you through a pirate adventure… Your boat keeps you moving through the adventure, but I’ve always wished I could get off and wander around, learn more about the characters, and find a way onto those pirate ships.

      • Ron Gilbert, from the Lucasfilm Adventurer, Fall 1990

      I was sorting through some boxes today and I came across my copy of Tim Power's On Stranger Tides, which I read in the late 80's and was the inspiration for Monkey Island. Some people believe the inspiration for Monkey Island came from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride — probably because I said it several times during interviews — but that was really just for the ambiance. If you read this book you can really see where Guybrush and LeChuck were plagiarized derived from, plus the heavy influence of voodoo in the game.

      • Ron Gilbert, from Grumpy Gamer, 2004

      The Secret of Monkey Island is renowned for its zany humor, great (and mostly fair) puzzle design, gorgeous pixel graphics, and memorable soundtrack. Unlike other adventure games of the era, SMI invites you to try anything and everything without worry — you can't die. It's chock full of goofy swashbuckling anachronisms and hilarious good times. Maybe a little frustration too. Hey, you can just look up the answers when you get stuck. We couldn't do that in the '90s. Respect the grind.

      The game originally released for DOS, Amiga, Macintosh, Atari ST, FM Towns, and Sega CD. Those versions are no longer available for purchase in the usual places (you might try eBay but save up your pieces o' eight if you go that route). All the original versions are playable in ScummVM if you lack the necessary hardware. If you find yourself needing access to a Dial-A-Pirate wheel, the original has been helpfully digitized here for your convenience.

      Different releases of the original game have different audio and graphics. Some people have opinions about which version is best. These are all valid. I prefer the version I grew up with, but no shade on the others. They all have their own charms.

      The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition is a 2009 remaster that is the official recommended way to play today. It includes fully recreated high-resolution graphics, music, and voiced dialogue, with a modernized UI. It includes a quick toggle between classic and remastered modes, which is a nice touch. The Windows version is currently on sale for 50% off from GOG (DRM-free), and also available from Steam. It is reportedly playable on Steam Deck.

      Side tangent about voice acting in the Special Edition...

      This interview with Dominic Armato hints at one of my favorite real-world stories related to Monkey Island. This aspiring voice actor was a huge fan of the first two games in the series, which were originally unvoiced. He was in the right place at the right time to land the role of Guybrush in the third installment, which was the first to have voiced characters. It's a good but not great game, and very different from the first two due to being helmed by an entirely different team. All other things aside, Armato NAILED it. He is Guybrush. He returned to voice the fourth game and then... was brought back to reprise his role in the Special Editions of SMI and MI2. It was a dream come true for him, but amazing for fans of the series too; finally the original games have full voiced dialogue and the main character is played by the guy who was born to do it.

      The rest of the voice cast is great too. This aspect of the Special Edition really rounds out the game nicely and I consider it an essential part of the experience now. That said, personally I find the SE visuals and music to be really lackluster, and I prefer the original UI as well. You can toggle the classic mode but this removes the VO too... which is why I will instead be playing the Ultimate Talkie Edition, a fan hack of the DOS release (playable in ScummVM) that adds the SE voice tracks and keeps the original everything else. It can be easily found online but I'll refrain from linking it here since SMI's abandonware status is debatable.

      From what I can tell the Special Editions of SMI and its first sequel were also sold as a bundle for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and iOS. I can't speak to the current availability of any of those but they're probably all terrible ways to experience it anyway.

      Limited Run Games has also issued a few re-releases of the original game in recent years. I don't know much about these, and good luck finding them for sale anywhere.

      Genres: Adventure, Point-and-Click

      Links: MobyGames, Wikipedia


      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the game you're playing
      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      • What about its system or era?
      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
      • Ask for help if you get stuck.
      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.

      IMPORTANT: Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      IMPORTANT: Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

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      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Try a randomizer or challenge run.
      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 20th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.


      Closing Thoughts

      How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

      24 votes
    37. TV Tuesdays Free Talk

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Have you watched any TV shows recently you want to discuss? Any shows you want to recommend or are hyped about? Feel free to discuss anything here.

      Please just try to provide fair warning of spoilers if you can.

      4 votes
    38. Formula 1 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2025 - Race Weekend Discussion

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
      Yas Marina Circuit
      December 5-7, 2025


      Qualifying Results -- SPOILER
      Pos. No. Driver Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Laps
      1 1 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing 1:22.877 1:22.752 1:22.207 18
      2 4 Lando Norris McLaren 1:23.178 1:22.804 1:22.408 17
      3 81 Oscar Piastri McLaren 1:22.605 1:23.021 1:22.437 17
      4 63 George Russell Mercedes 1:23.247 1:22.730 1:22.645 18
      5 16 Charles Leclerc Ferrari 1:23.163 1:22.948 1:22.730 18
      6 14 Fernando Alonso Aston Martin 1:23.071 1:22.861 1:22.902 18
      7 5 Gabriel Bortoleto Kick Sauber 1:23.374 1:22.874 1:22.904 21
      8 31 Esteban Ocon Haas F1 Team 1:23.334 1:23.023 1:22.913 18
      9 6 Isack Hadjar Racing Bulls 1:23.373 1:22.997 1:23.072 18
      10 22 Yuki Tsunoda Red Bull Racing 1:23.386 1:23.034 DNF 17
      11 87 Oliver Bearman Haas F1 Team 1:23.254 1:23.041 11
      12 55 Carlos Sainz Williams 1:23.187 1:23.042 12
      13 30 Liam Lawson Racing Bulls 1:23.265 1:23.077 14
      14 12 Kimi Antonelli Mercedes 1:22.894 1:23.080 12
      15 18 Lance Stroll Aston Martin 1:23.316 1:23.097 15
      16 44 Lewis Hamilton Ferrari 1:23.394 9
      17 23 Alexander Albon Williams 1:23.416 6
      18 27 Nico Hulkenberg Kick Sauber 1:23.450 9
      19 10 Pierre Gasly Alpine 1:23.468 9
      20 43 Franco Colapinto Alpine 1:23.890 9

      Source: F1.com

      Grand Prix Results -- SPOILER
      Pos. No. Driver Team Laps Time / Retired Pts.
      1 1 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing 58 1:26:07.469 25
      2 81 Oscar Piastri McLaren 58 +12.594s 18
      3 4 Lando Norris McLaren 58 +16.572s 15
      4 16 Charles Leclerc Ferrari 58 +23.279s 12
      5 63 George Russell Mercedes 58 +48.563s 10
      6 14 Fernando Alonso Aston Martin 58 +67.562s 8
      7 31 Esteban Ocon Haas F1 Team 58 +69.876s 6
      8 44 Lewis Hamilton Ferrari 58 +72.670s 4
      9 27 Nico Hulkenberg Kick Sauber 58 +79.014s 2
      10 18 Lance Stroll Aston Martin 58 +79.523s 1
      11 5 Gabriel Bortoleto Kick Sauber 58 +81.043s 0
      12 87 Oliver Bearman Haas F1 Team 58 +81.166s 0
      13 55 Carlos Sainz Williams 58 +82.158s 0
      14 22 Yuki Tsunoda Red Bull Racing 58 +83.794s 0
      15 12 Kimi Antonelli Mercedes 58 +84.399s 0
      16 23 Alexander Albon Williams 58 +90.327s 0
      17 6 Isack Hadjar Racing Bulls 57 +1 lap 0
      18 30 Liam Lawson Racing Bulls 57 +1 lap 0
      19 10 Pierre Gasly Alpine 57 +1 lap 0
      20 43 Franco Colapinto Alpine 57 +1 lap 0

      Fastest Lap: Charles Leclerc // 1:26.725 on lap 45
      DOTD: Max Verstappen

      Source: F1.com


      2025 Final Drivers Standings -- SPOILER
      Pos. Driver Nationality Team Pts.
      1 Lando Norris GBR McLaren 423
      2 Max Verstappen NED Red Bull Racing 421
      3 Oscar Piastri AUS McLaren 410
      4 George Russell GBR Mercedes 319
      5 Charles Leclerc MON Ferrari 242
      6 Lewis Hamilton GBR Ferrari 156
      7 Kimi Antonelli ITA Mercedes 150
      8 Alexander Albon THA Williams 73
      9 Carlos Sainz ESP Williams 64
      10 Fernando Alonso ESP Aston Martin 56
      11 Isack Hadjar FRA Racing Bulls 51
      12 Nico Hulkenberg GER Kick Sauber 49
      13 Oliver Bearman GBR Haas F1 Team 42
      14 Liam Lawson NZL Racing Bulls 38
      15 Esteban Ocon FRA Haas F1 Team 38
      16 Lance Stroll CAN Aston Martin 34
      17 Yuki Tsunoda JPN Red Bull Racing 33
      18 Pierre Gasly FRA Alpine 22
      19 Gabriel Bortoleto BRA Kick Sauber 19
      20 Franco Colapinto ARG Alpine 0
      21 Jack Doohan AUS Alpine 0

      Source: F1.com

      2025 Final Constructors Standings -- SPOILER
      Pos. Team Pts.
      1 McLaren 833
      2 Mercedes 469
      3 Red Bull Racing 451
      4 Ferrari 398
      5 Williams 137
      6 Racing Bulls 92
      7 Aston Martin 89
      8 Haas F1 Team 79
      9 Kick Sauber 70
      10 Alpine 22

      Source: F1.com


      Next race:

      Pre-Season Testing 2026 - Sakhir
      Bahrain International Circuit
      February 11-13 & 18-20, 2026

      Australian Grand Prix
      Albert Park Circuit
      March 5-7, 2026

      See you all next year -- Enjoy the break!

      17 votes