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5 votes
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Superman II - WTF happened to this movie?
6 votes -
Terminator: Dark Fate | Official trailer
9 votes -
The Terror
4 votes -
Disney announces dates for new Star Wars movies, MCU Phase 4, and more
15 votes -
Sonic’s live-action design upset the entire internet, so the studio is changing it
12 votes -
Triumph of the will and the cinematic language of propaganda
7 votes -
Every Disney direct-to-video sequel, prequel, and mid-quel, ranked
7 votes -
The Matrix at twenty: How the sci-fi gamechanger remains influential
13 votes -
A new Lord of the Rings video game is coming in 2021
7 votes -
Which Dracula film is most faithful to the book?
17 votes -
I regret not seeing Solo in theaters
Spoilers for Solo follow - you have been warned. So a year after it's release and months after it went up on netflix, I finally got around to watching Solo. For context: for most of my childhood,...
Spoilers for Solo follow - you have been warned.
So a year after it's release and months after it went up on netflix, I finally got around to watching Solo.
For context: for most of my childhood, I was a huge Star Wars buff. I played Star Wars: Galaxies growing up, I was in the massive crowd that saw The Force Awakens opening night, I spent the better part of 2 years as part of a prerelease community for Star Wars: The Old Republic. There was a time where I could name nearly every planet of consequence in the canon and knew most of the expanded universe's timeline.
But the new trilogy has been... well, nothing. I found it to be a mediocre, hole-filled mess most of the time, too busy being Disney's Star Wars^tm politically correct safe-kid to actually be good movies on their own. Rogue One was an enjoyable exception, but still not particularly amazing... but the point I'm driving at is, the last couple of years, I've pretty thoroughly come down from the Star Wars high.
When Solo came out, I assumed it would be more of the same - panned by critics, it was presumably going to be another politically correct, lackluster, rehashed or nonsense story, this time using Han Solo's name as a marketing tactic. No desire to see a childhood hero Anakin Skywalker'd, I skipped it, and didn't even care to watch it when it popped up on Netflix.
Tonight, out of pure boredom, I decided to give it a watch and was surprised to learn that I couldn't have been more wrong. Which is to say, I enjoyed the crap out of it!
It had romance! Snappy writing! Memorable, enjoyable, non-trope characters (mostly!) Although it had some of the same flaws as Rogue One (namely that it started to drag on), it also had something that Star Wars hasn't truly seen since the original trilogy: heart and soul.
More importantly, it did something that no movie in the franchise has done since the original trilogy, and actually engaged me with the story. And this is where the spoilers come in.
First, credit where it's due: although the story tended to go on and on, at no point did I feel like any of it was unnecessary - it just felt like it was too constrained by being a single movie.
I was invested in seeing an actual romance in the story (since apparently ONLY Han Solo can do that), which saw a satisfying, and rather complex resolution. The dirty, street-level setting and story was an awesome break from the epic, world-shaking conflicts that the movies have clung to until this point (or whatever the hell The Last Jedi was). It was powered by characters, and I appreciated that.
To top it off, the reveal of Maul at the end of the movie was totally intriguing, and (IMO) beats any other reveal in the series hands-down. I was a fan of his appearances in the cartoons, and seeing him on the villain's throne in a movie, I think, would've made for a much spicier and more intriguing story than whatever/wherever/whoever Snoke was. From getting his ass kicked by the Emperor for the plot, to getting beat down by ol' Ben (for the plot), the guy's a damn competent villain that still hasn't had a real shot.
Don't get me wrong, it had its flaws: as mentioned, it was REALLY long, and I don't mean to imply that every character was perfect, or that the plot wasn't totally ridiculous in places. But the story was good enough, and the movie enjoyable enough, that I could overlook it, and that's more than I could say about the movies that caused me to not see it in the first place...
Which, to my final point, is the greatest disappointment: with the cancellation of all the non-trilogy entries in the series, it's safe to assume that Disney's learned all the wrong lessons from Solo.
Rather than attributing it's A- performance to the point that people just haven't much enjoyed their epics, remembered what happened the last time someone tried to do an origin story in the series, or were feeling Star Wars fatigue, and didn't go to see it as a result, they'll blame the format, the story, the stakes, the setting, the characters - all the things that made the movie worth watching at all.
So, with Episode 9 coming out sometime this year and us presumably going to see a mediocre conclusion to what has at this point been a completely mediocre and forgettable trilogy (with lightsabers!), all I can say is, Solo sadly will stand out in my mind as the only movie in this era that carries on the legacy of the originals. I'm disappointed, more by circumstance than anything. I think, had Solo come out 5 years ago, it would've been hailed as the proper return to the franchise that it deserved to be, far more than any of the other franchise entries have succeeded in doing since.
What'd you think of Solo, Tildes? Am I stark raving mad?
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Abandoned
17 votes -
Jurassic Park | Laws Broken
3 votes -
An interesting essay about Lois Weber, once the highest-paid director in Hollywood, her works now all but forgotten
9 votes -
In France, the Force is strong with lightsaber dueling
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Film composer Michel Legrand dead at 86
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Film Theory: It's A Wonderful Life's ending is a living nightmare
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I made a program that creates the colour palette of a film
I saw these things originally on Reddit that extracted the average colour of frames from films and put them together to make a colour palette for said film, the original creator has a site called...
I saw these things originally on Reddit that extracted the average colour of frames from films and put them together to make a colour palette for said film, the original creator has a site called The Colors of Motion. I thought it would be cool to try and create a simple PowerShell script that does the same thing.
Here are a few examples:
Finding Nemo: https://i.imgur.com/8YwOlwK.png
The Bee Movie: https://i.imgur.com/umbd3co.png
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: https://i.imgur.com/6rsbv0M.pngI've hosted my code on GitHub so if anyone wants to use my PowerShell script or suggest some ways to improve it feel free. You can use pretty much any video file as input as it uses ffmpeg to extract the frames.
GitHub link: https://github.com/ArkadiusBear/FilmStrip
17 votes -
Mini Stories: Volume 6
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Guillermo del Toro - Monsters, makeup and movie magic
7 votes -
Annihilation and decoding metaphor
8 votes -
The Death of Stalin
4 votes -
How The English Patient almost ruined my life
6 votes -
The Psycho franchise | re:View
9 votes -
Disney - The magic of animation
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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald | Final trailer
10 votes -
Star Trek 4 loses Pine and Hemsworth - The rise and fall of the Kelvin Timeline
10 votes -
How The Last Jedi defies expectations
16 votes -
Postmortem: Every Frame a Painting
15 votes -
The Predator | Final trailer
5 votes -
Ethan Hawke is still taking Ethan Hawke extremely seriously
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Benefit of not having downvotes: I can say that I enjoy The Phantom Menace
while its not the best star wars movie, it isn't the abomination that people make it out to be. its legitimately fun to watch and comfy with all its bad CGI. Favorite star wars movies in order:...
while its not the best star wars movie, it isn't the abomination that people make it out to be. its legitimately fun to watch and comfy with all its bad CGI.
Favorite star wars movies in order: IV, V, Solo, VII, I, VIII, VI, Rogue One, III, II
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Ring theory: The hidden artistry of the Star Wars prequels
12 votes -
James Bond: Danny Boyle pulls out of directing next film (25th)
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I wrote a screenplay but I wasn't sure if it was going anywhere. So I'm turning it into a web "graphic novel".
14 votes -
The fantastic masculinity of Newt Scamander
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Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth ‘Star Trek 4’ future in doubt as talks fall through
2 votes -
All eight Harry Potter movies are returning to theaters
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how do you jot down ideas for a film, sculpture, or painting?
hey all! i'm a fan of keeping an idea journal. little snippets of poems or hastily written descriptions of d.i.y. projects that you can go back and pick up once you get some free time. how do you...
hey all!
i'm a fan of keeping an idea journal. little snippets of poems or hastily written descriptions of d.i.y. projects that you can go back and pick up once you get some free time.
how do you keep an idea journal for visual projects? like if i have this visualisation in my head of a bit of video, or a sculpture, or a painting i want to create, what's the best way to write that down and still be able to come back to it later?
cheers,
bishop
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters | Official trailer 1
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Tom Hardy insists there will be more Mad Max movies. Warner Bros. just needs to stop playing around and greenlight 'em
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Die Hard at thirty: How it remains the quintessential American action movie
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The fantastic masculinity of Newt Scamander
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Memories of Murder (2003) - Ensemble staging
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Terminator 6 to be direct Terminator 2 sequel
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Future "A Star Wars Story" spinoffs on hold at Lucasfilm
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Is anyone else here into film photography/cameras?
Over the last little while I've started buying (and fixing) up some old cameras, and have really been enjoying the experience of slowing down a tad after so many years of digital. This my...
Over the last little while I've started buying (and fixing) up some old cameras, and have really been enjoying the experience of slowing down a tad after so many years of digital. This my collection at the moment: on the left a Zenza Bronica ETRS, then from top to bottom on the right, a Canon A-1, a Voigtländer Perkeo I with a Sekonic LC 2 meter on top, then a Canon 3000N (not as fun to use as the others, but it takes EF lenses and is super light so it's good to have around).
I've got a few rolls going on the Bronica, some Ektar 100 and some Fuji Acros 100 (I think, it was a while back and I very helpfully just labelled it 'B/W 100 ASA') and I'll definitely post some of my favourites once they're developed if I got anything good. Also, my local photo place was selling expired rolls for just $5 the other day so I picked up a couple of 35mm rolls too - it's always nice to find some cheap stuff as film seems to just be getting more and more expensive...
So, any other analogue enthusiasts? Favourite films or cameras? Got any photos you wanna show off?
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Last Jedi Opinions? So Solo is not doing so well in theaters
Solo is not doing so hot in the theaters right now, despite the good reviews. Here's hoping that positive word-of-mouth can save it. But what I've noticed online is a huge amount of people placing...
Solo is not doing so hot in the theaters right now, despite the good reviews. Here's hoping that positive word-of-mouth can save it. But what I've noticed online is a huge amount of people placing most of the blame on the divisiveness of The Last Jedi. While I never claimed that the Last Jedi was a perfect movie and it definitely has some serious flaws, I feel like the hate train for that movie is hugely overblown online compared to what actual people out in the real world think. So I figured I'd check in here and see what the general opinions are on The Last Jedi.
EDIT: shit, anyway I can fix that title?
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Halloween | Official trailer
7 votes