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    1. CGA-2026-10 🕹️🏚️ 🦇👻 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Spooky Mansion Adventures

      Introduction It was a dark and stormy night... Rain hammered the car roof with the ferocity of hail. The windshield wipers did little to help as sheets of water cascaded down the glass between...

      Introduction

      It was a dark and stormy night...

      Rain hammered the car roof with the ferocity of hail. The windshield wipers did little to help as sheets of water cascaded down the glass between every beat. The road itself was dark with no lights besides your headlights, the beams casting eerie shadows on the gnarled trees as you drove past.

      Or they would, if the car was moving.

      Because of course the car broke down, leaving you stranded on a remote country road far from the nearest town. You sat in the driver's seat looking at the MapQuest printout, determining it to be useless given the lack of signage on remote country roads.

      You did, however, receive a surprisingly detailed novelty map of local landmarks from when you stopped at a diner an hour ago. Squinting out the window, the headlights just illuminated a large rock with a pointed tip near the base of a tree. A good match for the "Wytch Hat Stone" on the map.

      According to the novelty map, there were three mansions nearby: the Edison Mansion, the Derceto Manor, and the DeFoe Manor. Perhaps one of them would have a phone you could use. Or at least be a quieter place to spend the night, the incessant hammering of the raindrops was really loud. The flashes of lightning every time you mumbled the names of any mansion would help illuminate your way.

      And surely the "Beware And Avoid" heading on the map was just a marketing gimmick, right?


      Welcome to the Spooky Mansion Arcade Special!

      Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I shall be your hostess this delightfully dreary evening.

      Now as your hostess, I must be upfront with you: I have no personal experience with any of these titles. I originally nominated Maniac Mansion since I have wanted to play it for some time, but then realized there are many old games set in spooky mansions. And I also had the thought: what better time to explore some creepy mansions than October, the month most associated with all things spooky and creepy?

      So for this month's adventure, I have selected three potential mansions for us to tour: the classic LucasArts game Maniac Mansion, the classic survival horror game Alone in the Dark, and the freeware adventure game 5 Days A Stranger. All three provide glimpses into different periods and niches of gaming history.

      Maniac Mansion (1987) helped redefine the adventure game genre, and established LucasArts as a powerhouse in gaming. It removed many frustrations of the genre such as guessing and typing text commands in favor of one of the first point-and-click interfaces, or super-linear puzzles with specific solutions. It placed more emphasis on cinematic storytelling, and added humor to a generally serious genre.

      Alone in the Dark (1992) meanwhile is one of the games that defined the survival horror genre alongside Sweet Home. It was the first 3D survival horror game, with many of its mechanics such as limited inventory and a focus on survival over combat appearing to this day. Even the first Resident Evil game was influenced by it, nixing the original plan of first-person gameplay for similar fixed camera angles.

      5 Days a Stranger (2003) is comparatively lesser known and influential than the other two. However, it's also CGA's first foray into the early indie dev scene! This is a freeware game about a cat burglar who becomes trapped in a house with four others, and is the first part of a series called the Chzo Mythos. Its developer is likely to be familiar: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, famous for the Zero Punctuation review series for The Escapist.

      Also: it's free. Of all the games we've played to date, this may be the most accessible because it's always been free, so no legal barriers.

      Moving on.

      You have your choice of up to three beautiful mansions to explore. I have hopefully given you enough information to decide which to visit first. They can't be worse than spending the night in a tiny, cramped, broken car. Feel free to chant the names of whichever mansion you most prefer as you begin the mad dash through the rain. The dramatic lightning flashes are so convenient, aren't they?

      I hope you all have a terrific time.


      GAME INFORMATION

      Maniac Mansion

      Versions: Original (1987) (notes: NES versions had some changes/censorship to fit Nintendo's criteria)

      Platforms: Commodore 64, Apple II, MS-DOS, Amiga, Atari ST, NES, Famicom, Classic Mac OS

      Genre(s): Adventure

      Links: Mobygames, Wikipedia

      Stores:
      Steam - On sale until October 8
      GOG - On sale until October 7

      Alone in the Dark

      Versions: Original (1992), Remake (2024)

      Platforms: MS-DOS, RISC OS, 3DO, Mac OS, PC-98, FM Towns, iOS

      Genre(s): Survival Horror

      Links: Mobygames, Wikipedia

      Stores:
      Steam - Original Trilogy - On sale until October 8
      GOG - Original Trilogy - BIG sale until October 7!!! (And also just cheaper than Steam in general)
      Steam - Remake - On sale until October 8
      GOG - Remake - On sale until October 7

      5 Days a Stranger

      Versions: Original (2003)

      Platforms: Windows

      Genre(s): Adventure

      Links: Mobygames

      Downloads:
      Official site
      Adventure Games Studios site
      Internet Archive
      DOS Games Archive - This one has a "play online" button! No download required!


      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the games. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the games you're playing
      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the games and their time periods:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      • What about its system or era?
      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
      • Ask for help if you get stuck.
      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.

      IMPORTANT: Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      IMPORTANT: Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

      <details>
      <summary>Spoilers</summary>
      
      Spoiler text goes here.
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      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Try a randomizer or challenge run.
      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 20th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.


      Enter if you dare...

      > PRESS START

      (Credit to @Boojum for the splash screen!)

      17 votes
    2. CGA-2026-09 🕹️🙎‍♂️🛹 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

      So I've heard that (at least some of) you have, trounced every park's leaderboard, cleared all goals (including the cash ones), and racked up 3 gold medals from the occasional competition stages....

      So I've heard that (at least some of) you have, trounced every park's leaderboard, cleared all goals (including the cash ones), and racked up 3 gold medals from the occasional competition stages.

      If that's true, then congratulations! You're basically legend-level; Tony Hawk himself would be impressed.
      But what if I told you there's more to do after a full Career Mode clean sweep? Shocker, I know. Here are two hints:

      • Land a successful trick in every gap on every Career Mode park (ideally in Free Skate)
      • Spend an absurd amount of time 100%-ing every skater's Career Mode

      Sounds simple, right? But it's also... an absolutely herculean task. I won't blame you if you reach for the cheat codes hidden there to skip the grind. And for anyone on the N64 or GBC versions of Pro Skater 2: tough luck, as no such things are available there to my knowledge.

      Now the real question: where are you going to rest after all that? Blow your remaining hard-earned cash on some old, shady place you found on your dinky desktop out of pure desperation? Don't worry, u/CannibalisticApple will walk you through those sketchy mansions and manors on the next CGA month.

      Until then, drop your feats and thoughts about your journey to becoming one of skateboarding's champions.

      Later, gators!

      Schedule

      Month Game Host
      October 2026 Spooky Mansion Adventures
      Alone in the Dark
      5 Days a Stranger
      Maniac Mansion
      u/CannibalisticApple
      November 2026 Mother 3 u/kfwyre
      December 2026 Sonic the 3D Hedgehog
      Sonic Adventure
      Sonic Adventure 2
      u/J-Chiptunator
      January 2027 Resident Evil (REmake) u/sotix
      February 2027 Another World u/CannibalisticApple
      March 2027 The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      u/balooga
      April 2027 Crystalis u/zod000
      May 2027 The Genesis of Treasure
      Gunstar Heroes
      McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
      Dynamite Headdy
      Alien Soldier
      Light Crusader
      u/J-Chiptunator
      10 votes
    3. Colossal Game Adventure: October 2026 - April 2027 schedule

      Schedule Month Game Host October 2026 Spooky Mansion AdventuresAlone in the Dark5 Days a StrangerManiac Mansion u/CannibalisticApple November 2026 Mother 3 u/kfwyre December 2026 Sonic the 3D...

      Schedule

      Month Game Host
      October 2026 Spooky Mansion Adventures
      Alone in the Dark
      5 Days a Stranger
      Maniac Mansion
      u/CannibalisticApple
      November 2026 Mother 3 u/kfwyre
      December 2026 Sonic the 3D Hedgehog
      Sonic Adventure
      Sonic Adventure 2
      u/J-Chiptunator
      January 2027 Resident Evil (REmake) u/sotix
      February 2027 Another World u/CannibalisticApple
      March 2027 The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      u/balooga
      April 2027 Crystalis u/zod000
      May 2027 The Genesis of Treasure
      Gunstar Heroes
      McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
      Dynamite Headdy
      Alien Soldier
      Light Crusader
      u/J-Chiptunator

      Discussion Topics

      Each month will have two discussion topics:

      • "Insert Cartridge" - 1st of the month
      • "Remove Cartridge" - 28th of the month (25th for February)

      Insert Cartridge topics are primarily for getting the game set up and running. Remove Cartridge topics are primarily for reflecting on the game once you've played it. However, the game itself and anything else related to it can be discussed in either one.


      Hosting

      Each month, the discussion topics will be posted by a different "host" who will act as the emcee for that month.

      Hosting is not required, but it is encouraged that people host months for games that they are either already very familiar with or that they are strongly interested in playing.

      People who nominated a game will be given preference for hosting, otherwise it will be given to whomever claims it first.

      Check out old months to get a feel for what it's like.

      Required Hosting Responsibilities
      • Editing the templates for the month's "Insert Cartridge" and "Remove Cartridge" topics.
      • Posting the month's "Insert Cartridge" and "Remove cartridge topics.
      Optional Hosting Responsibilities
      • Talking up the game.
      • Giving tips/tricks/guides/cheats.
      • Sharing your own thoughts/memories/reflections.
      • Asking questions.
      • Anything else you feel like doing (e.g. setting up a multiplayer tournament, making game-related memes, sharing fun trivia, etc.)

      If you would like to host a month, let me know which one and I will add you to the schedule.

      Before your month begins, I will send you a "Hosting Package" featuring templates that you can edit to your liking.

      If no one claims a month, I will host it as a fallback.


      Voting Results

      The top 6 games from the voting round were chosen to be played.

      Of the remaining games:

      • The top 50% will advance to the next round. They will start the next round with a base score of 30% of their vote totals.
      • The bottom 50% will be removed from the list.

      Removed games will be able to be re-nominated in future rounds if someone chooses to do so.

      Rank Game Roll. Votes Total
      #1 Mother 3 11 33 44 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #2 Spooky Mansion Adventures 4 33 37 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #3 Crystalis 10 21 31 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #3 The Grue That Binds 13 18 31 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #5 Another World 6 23 29 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #5 Resident Evil (REmake) 8 21 29 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #5 Sonic the 3D Hedgehog 0 29 29 ⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #5 The Genesis of Treasure 5 24 29 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      ―― ―― ↑ Winners ―― ↓ Rollovers ―― ―― ―― ―― ――
      #9 Back in a Flash 5 23 28 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #9 StarCraft 0 28 28 ⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #11 Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 8 16 24 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #12 Ys Origin 0 22 22 ⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #13 Tetris 11 10 21 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      ―― ―― ↑ Rollovers ―― ↓ Cut ―― ―― ―― ―― ――
      #14 Descent 5 15 20 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #15 Ratchet & Clank 0 15 15 ⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #16 Beneath a Steel Sky 4 6 10 ⬞⬞⬞⬞⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #17 Donkey Kong 64 0 9 9 ⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      #17 Wizball 0 9 9 ⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝⬝
      18 votes
    4. Colossal Game Adventure: September 2026 voting topic

      Anyone can participate. CGA does not require membership and is always open to all. Ballot Formatting Ballot entries are NAME (VOTES) e.g. Pong (3) Copy and paste the game titles from the list so...

      Anyone can participate. CGA does not require membership and is always open to all.

      Ballot Formatting

      • Ballot entries are NAME (VOTES) e.g. Pong (3)
      • Copy and paste the game titles from the list so they match exactly.
      • The ballots will be tallied using this script from u/Spore_Prince.
      • Any improper ballots will not be counted (but you will get a polite message from me or someone else asking you to fix them beforehand).

      Topic Rules

      • All top-level comments must be ballots and ballots only.
      • Child comments can be anything -- feel free to talk about why you chose what you did.

      Voting Process

      • Each person has 20 votes to distribute among games as they see fit.
      • Each person can allocate a maximum of 5 points per Single Game/Arcade Special.
      • Arcade Specials count as one block (do not vote for each game in them individually).
      • Voting closes 4 days (96 hours) from the posting of this topic.
      Example Ballot 1 - Valid Ballot
      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (5)
      Portal 3 (5)
      Half-Life 3 (3)
      Team Fortress 3 (2)
      Night Trap (2)
      Xexyz (1)
      Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (1)
      Left 4 Dead 3 (1)
      

      Uses 20 points total, and no game exceeds 5 points

      Example Ballot 2 - Invalid Ballot
      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (10)
      Protal 3 (7)
      Wand of Gamelon (5)
      

      Uses more than 20 points; games exceed 5 points; titles do not match


      Voting Outcomes

      • The top 6 games/Arcade Specials will become the next 6 months of CGA (or more in case of a tie).
      • Of the remaining games, the bottom 50% will be cut from the list.
      • The remaining 50% will stay on the list and will enter the next voting round with 30% of their final vote totals.

      Game List

      Game Rollover Votes
      Another World 6
      Back in a Flash
      Bloons Tower Defense
      Line Rider
      Motherload
      QWOP
      Stick RPG
      5
      Beneath a Steel Sky 4
      Crystalis 10
      Descent 5
      Donkey Kong 64 0
      Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 8
      The Genesis of Treasure
      Gunstar Heroes
      McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
      Dynamite Headdy
      Alien Soldier
      Light Crusader
      5
      The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      13
      Mother 3 11
      Ratchet & Clank 0
      Resident Evil (REmake) 8
      Sonic the 3D Hedgehog
      Sonic Adventure
      Sonic Adventure 2
      0
      Spooky Mansion Adventures
      Alone in the Dark
      5 Days a Stranger
      Maniac Mansion
      4
      StarCraft 0
      Tetris 11
      Wizball 0
      Ys Origin 0
      16 votes
    5. CGA-2026-09 🕹️🙎‍♂️🛹 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

      Hey, wanna listen to some tunes? throws a tape at your head, causing Out With The Old to play Introduction Legends come in many forms. For some, it's charting unknown space in a wildly complicated...

      Hey, wanna listen to some tunes? throws a tape at your head, causing Out With The Old to play

      Introduction

      Legends come in many forms. For some, it's charting unknown space in a wildly complicated ship. For others, it's carving their own path as a pirate on uncharted seas. And for many gamers, it's stopping every "big bad" you can think of: chaotic embodiments, pantheons of mythic gods, egocentric wizards, and so on.

      But this month, we're not chasing cosmic threats or fantasy epics. We're hitting the skatepark to prove our mad boarding skills, with Tony Hawk himself as the centerpiece.

      He's the same guy who landed the first-ever documented legendary 900° aerial spin in competition on June 27, 1999, popping it out of a half-pipe in a single leap. He'd later land two more 900s in the 2010s, get credited with inventing 88 named tricks, and appeared in countless videos, films, and TV shows, both as a skater and as himself.

      Just ten days ago, the second and final day of Vert Alert, his own vertical skateboarding competition in Salt Lake City has wrapped up. That pedigree is exactly what backs the entire Tony Hawk's franchise, especially the first four Pro Skater games and the gloriously unhinged Underground series.

      Pro Skater 1 took the bare-bones fundamentals of real-world skate tricking and mapped them onto a video game blueprint. Suddenly, you could chase mastery without wrecking your body through endless falls.

      The core loop has you choose a skater and board from a roster, each with different tricks and stats that shape your playstyle. Then, drop into one of several skate parks to chain stunts for big scores and complete literal fetch-style goals within a tight time limit.

      Our CGA Game of the Month, Pro Skater 2, expands and refines that foundation in almost every way, including:

      • Manuals: The game-changing addition that lets you chain tricks on flat ground without being forced into a stop when you run out of rails or airtime.
      • Bigger, more varied levels: More complex park design with more routes and secrets.
      • Deeper Career Mode: Instead of just grabbing tapes, smashing objects, and chasing high scores in 2-minute runs, you get more varied and elaborate objectives.
      • Expanded roster and tricks: More skaters, more moves, more ways to play.
      • Create-a-Skater and Create-a-Park: Full customization for both your rider and your levels.

      The one big mechanical piece still missing? Reverts to chain aerials into each other. That wouldn't arrive until Pro Skater 3, and is finally addressed in the 2020 remake, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2, which also folds in various gameplay tweaks from later entries up through Underground 1.

      My Personal Background

      When I was a kid, I vaguely remember seeing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 and 2 everywhere: for sale and rent in every store, featured in strategy and tips magazines, and even in those massive Sears holiday catalogs. We also had friends who were always messing around on real skateboards.

      All of that eventually convinced my brother to rent Pro Skater 3 on GameCube. We both took turns with it. We loved how addictive and technical the gameplay loop was, but we didn't end up buying it, or any of the sequels, because we assumed it would be a short, shallow experience that wouldn't stay relevant.

      We were wrong.

      In 2004, our parents bought us a PS2 copy of Tony Hawk’s Underground 2 instead of renting. That game blew us away: twice as many intricate, unique levels, plus new gameplay elements layered on top of the already addictive core.

      A few months later, I beat both Story and Classic modes, which unlocked a set of hidden characters. The most shocking (and hilarious) one is tied to a movie finally coming out in 2027, an icon of the 2000s both commercially and as a meme.

      The fun didn't stop there. I accidentally discovered a bunch of out-of-bounds glitches thanks to weirdly programmed boundaries (the Los Angeles level sticks out in my mind; I loved those rebounding invisible walls I could endlessly jump off). I also managed to clip Player 1's position marker into odd places in Create-a-Goal mode. We felt like we were game developers, which might be what inspired my brother to pursue a career in the video game industry. Good times.

      Fun fact: at one point, he even helped debug the then-upcoming Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5. Many of the bugs he found and documented still made it into the critically panned final release, because the game had to ship before the licensing deal between Activision and Tony Hawk expired at the end of 2015. And it barely had any development time… Yikes!

      Regardless, I'm looking forward to trying the original PS1 version of Pro Skater 2 for this month's CGA, warts and all. It has the gameplay loop I know and love, and I can get over the fact that I can't walk off my skateboard anymore, something I haven't dealt with since beating American Sk8land on Nintendo DS over a decade ago.

      Game Information

      Years of the release: 2000, 2001, 2006, 2010, 2020, 2021

      Platforms: PS1, PC, GBC, Dreamcast, Mac OS, GBA, N64, Xbox, Windows Mobile, iPhone, PS4, Xbox One, PS5, Xbox Series, Switch 1

      Genre(s): Action, Sports

      Links: Original - Mobygames, Original - Wikipedia
      Windows - Mobygames
      GBC - Mobygames
      GBA - Mobygames
      2x - Mobygames, 2x - Wikipedia
      1 + 2 - Mobygames, 1 + 2 - Wikipedia

      A brief overview at some of the versions:

      • PS1

        • Easiest to access in terms of controller layout and emulation.
        • Great baseline "classic" feel.
      • Windows

        • Potentially the most authentic way to experience Pro Skater 2 if you're comfortable with modding and tinkering.
        • Requires tracking down a out-of-production software and configuring it properly.
      • Dreamcast

        • Similar to PS1 in feel, but with a noticeable visual fidelity boost.
        • Often considered the best-looking original-console version.
      • N64

        • The most technically compromised 3D version.
        • Still functional, but stunts feel awkward with the C-button layout.
      • Xbox (Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2x)

        • Essentially "what if Pro Skater 1 + 2 came out right after Pro Skater 3?"
        • Adds mechanics and quality-of-life improvements from later entries.
      • GBA

        • A surprisingly playable top-down/isometric conversion of the full Pro Skater 2 experience for a low-powered handheld.
        • Requires adjusting to the perspective and controls, but it holds up.
      • GBC

        • Drastically different due to hardware limits and too few buttons.
        • Becomes a sidescrolling, scope-limited version of Pro Skater 2 with mediocre controls, despite being an improvement over the GBC Pro Skater 1.

      Where to find the game:

      • Physical Release: Prices seem to be fairly reasonable on eBay. A loose cartridge/disc is usually much cheaper than a Complete-in-Box copy (which includes the game, manuals, and box), but not by much.
      • Digital storefronts: A convenient fallback solution, especially with its frequent sales. Only applies to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2.

      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      • What about its system or era?
      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
      • Ask for help if you get stuck.
      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.

      IMPORTANT: Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      IMPORTANT: Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

      <details>
      <summary>Spoilers</summary>
      
      Spoiler text goes here.
      </details>
      

      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 20th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.


      Without further ado, let's hit the parks and go buck wild with tricks and stunts!

      > CONTINUE

      (Credit to @Boojum for the splash screen. Still rock-and-rolling after a year!)

      14 votes
    6. Colossal Game Adventure: September 2026 lobbying topic

      This is your chance to try to sway people's votes in the upcoming Voting Topic by endorsing certain titles! Let people know why a certain game is awesome, or how a particular entry is of...

      This is your chance to try to sway people's votes in the upcoming Voting Topic by endorsing certain titles!

      Let people know why a certain game is awesome, or how a particular entry is of historical value, or why others really need to play this gem of yesteryear.

      Parameters:

      • The topic will remain open for 2 days (48 hours).
      • Lobbying is not limited in any way, so you can endorse/support as many entries as you like.
      • Negative lobbying IS allowed (but please make it fun).
      • Anyone can participate. CGA does not require membership and is always open to all.
      A reminder on the upcoming voting topic

      Just so people remember how the Voting Topic will go and can plan accordingly:

      • Each person will have 20 votes to distribute among games they see fit.
      • Each person will be able to allocate a maximum of 5 points per Single Game/Arcade Special.

      One the votes have been totaled, here's how the list proceeds:

      • The top 6 games will be chosen to be played (or more in the event of a tie).
      • The top 50% will advance to the next round. They will start the next round with a base score of 30% of their vote totals.
      • The bottom 50% will be removed from the list.

      Game List

      All nominations and boosts have been added, so this is the final list of games and their vote totals that we will be deciding on.

      Game Rollover Votes
      Another World 6
      Arcade Special: Back in a Flash
      Bloons Tower Defense
      Line Rider
      Motherload
      QWOP
      Stick RPG
      5
      Beneath a Steel Sky 4
      Crystalis 10
      Descent 5
      Donkey Kong 64 0
      Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 8
      Arcade Special: The Genesis of Treasure
      Gunstar Heroes
      McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
      Dynamite Headdy
      Alien Soldier
      Light Crusader
      5
      Arcade Special: The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      13
      Mother 3 11
      Ratchet & Clank 0
      Resident Evil (REmake) 8
      Arcade Special: Sonic the 3D Hedgehog
      Sonic Adventure
      Sonic Adventure 2
      0
      Arcade Special: Spooky Mansion Adventures
      Alone in the Dark
      5 Days a Stranger
      Maniac Mansion
      4
      StarCraft 0
      Tetris 11
      Wizball 0
      Ys Origin 0
      17 votes
    7. Colossal Game Adventure: September 2026 nominations topic

      We are up for another round of nominations for Colossal Game Adventure, Tildes' very own retro video game club! These nominations will form the ballot for the next round of voting, in which will...

      We are up for another round of nominations for Colossal Game Adventure, Tildes' very own retro video game club!

      These nominations will form the ballot for the next round of voting, in which will we choose the next SIX games to play after we finish Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 this month.

      Nominations for CGA do not start fresh each time. We rollover the top 50% of nominations from the previous round, and we decay their vote totals by 70%. So, many of the previously nominated games are still eligible to win in the upcoming voting.


      Procedural Details

      • Nominations will be open for 96 hours (4 days) from the time of this posting.

      • Anyone can nominate. You do not have to have previously taken part in CGA in order to participate.

      • Anyone nominating in this topic will be added to the CGA notification list if they're not already on there (unless you request otherwise).

      • There is no hard definition for "retro." Choose whatever you feel fits that label.

      • Games that have been nominated in the past but were cut are still eligible for nomination again. They do not get "locked out" of CGA.


      Nomination Process

      Everyone has the ability to take one (and ONLY one) official action for the nominations topic.

      EITHER: Boost a rolled-over title.

      • This will add 3 points to the title's rollover points from the previous round.
      • You will also be able to add points to the game during the voting round.
      • The purpose of this is to limit new nominations if there are games already in the list that strongly interest you.

      OR: Nominate a new title.

      • This will add a new game/arcade special to the ballot.
      • An Arcade Special is a group of shorter/smaller games meant to be played together.
      • Any new title starts at 0 points.

      Nomination Formatting

      Please do the following:

      Bold your action (boosting/nominating).

      If nominating, please link to your title on MobyGames. (You do not need to do this for boosting since the links are already in the list.)

      Examples:

      Boosting a game:

      • Boost: Lode Runner

      Nominating a game:

      Nominating an Arcade Special:

      It is recommended (but not required) that you share why you are nominating/boosting a particular game as well.


      Rollover Titles

      Game Rollover Votes
      Arcade Special: The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      7
      Another World 6
      Arcade Special: Back in a Flash
      Bloons Tower Defense
      Line Rider
      Motherload
      QWOP
      Stick RPG
      5
      Tetris 5
      Mother 3 5
      Arcade Special: The Genesis of Treasure
      Gunstar Heroes
      McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
      Dynamite Headdy
      Alien Soldier
      Light Crusader
      5
      Descent 5
      Resident Evil (REmake) 5
      Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 5
      Beneath a Steel Sky 4
      Crystalis 4
      Maniac Mansion 4
      20 votes
    8. CGA-2026-08 🗡️🛡️❤️🔺 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      (Cross-ref: INSERT CARTRIDGE topic)

      Thanks to everyone who joined me on playing A Link to the Past this month!

      Whether you were playing it very first time or the twentieth time, and whether you were playing vanilla, randomized, or multiplayer randomized (!), I hope you had a good time. I definitely look forward to hearing about everyone's experience, e.g.:

      • How do you think it held up for a nearly 35 year old game?
      • How do you like this style vs. the newer franchise entries?
      • Would you likely play it again?
      • Did you 100% it and find every last heart piece for a full health bar?
      • Any particularly tough puzzles or fights that stood out to you?
      • Did you have to resort to any hints or guides?
      • If you did a randomizer, what was the craziest thing you encountered?
      • Who was your favorite NPC?

      (Personally, I had a blast trying the randomizer for the first time, with oddities like getting the flute for fast travel in the first two minutes while going without a shield for several dungeons, not to mention seeing the quirky changed dialogue and trying to get faster at my runs. I'll definitely be playing the randomizer more in the future.)

      Next month, we'll be taking a break from our recent sword-and-sorcery run (Castlevania -> Lufia 2 -> Zelda), with u/J-Chiptunator hosting Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 as the final game in this season of CGA.

      24 votes
    9. CGA-2026-06 🦇🧛‍♀️🔥 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

      The eclipse is over! Dracula is sealed. Again. Kinda? Who knows, man, this was a weird bout for him. Nostradamus has gotta have some more stuff in the tank for another Belmont, but for now let's...

      The eclipse is over! Dracula is sealed. Again. Kinda? Who knows, man, this was a weird bout for him. Nostradamus has gotta have some more stuff in the tank for another Belmont, but for now let's just enjoy all the Axe Armor souls we farmed.

      I hope you enjoyed Aria of Sorrow! Playing it again, I've found this game is comfort food - simple and straightforward, but clicky and fun. How does it match up to the rest of the genre, or series, for you? Did you try any mods? HOW DO YOU GET PAST THE WATERFALL?!

      Join us in July when u/zod000 presents Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals!

      13 votes
    10. CGA-2026-08 🗡️🛡️❤️🔺 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

      Introduction The Legend of Zelda series celebrated its 40th anniversary this year, and A Link to the Past will have its 35th later this year. So cast your mind back and let me set the mood....

      Introduction

      The Legend of Zelda series celebrated its 40th anniversary this year, and A Link to the Past will have its 35th later this year.

      So cast your mind back and let me set the mood. Picture this: the year is 1992 and you're a middle school kid who has saved up enough chore and birthday money to finally get your first new game for the SNES (the one you worked so many chores to save up for when your parents finally allowed you to have a console like the other kids you were so envious of.) You've beaten the Super Mario World game your SNES came with and you're definitely ready for something else.

      You're sitting in the back seat of the car as your mother drives you home from the store, holding the box for A Link to the Past in your little hands. You open it up and find a cartridge (of course!). You carefully set that aside.

      Next up, there's a detailed manual, because of course nearly all games back then came with some kind of little manual of some kind, or at the very least an instruction pamphlet. You read it cover to cover, because you're that kind of kid.

      In the box you also find a little hint pamphlet sealed shut with a bit of adhesive. Tempting, but you want to challenge yourself to get as far as you can before peeking. (You give in a few days later.)

      Finally, the ride back from the mall is done and you race downstairs to the den, pop the cartridge into the top of your SNES, and turn everything on. You're greeted with a Triforce in 3D that spins and assembles itself (3D on a console? Witchcraft!), while a short harp arpeggio plays:

      Doodloodlooodloodloodloodloodloodl do do do do do Do!

      Then the title screen, a sword drop, and a pictaresque castle, moat, and mountains behind them while a fanfare plays:

      Bumpa deeee! duhduhdudludlut deeee! duhduhdudludlut deeee! Dee DEE DELAAAAH!!

      A moment later, the intro prologue begins giving the back story as tense chords play. Then, the now-famous fairy fountain theme plays as you name your game save ("Link", of course!) and so the game begins. The mood is set as you step outside your house into a storm with a layer of splashing rain, flickering lightning (Wow! Amazing graphics!), crashing thunder and a reprise of the tense music. You binge through the first dungeon or two that day.

      It's nearly summer, but school isn't done yet. So each day as soon as you get home from middle school, you can't wait to race down to the shade and the cool relief of the basement den to conquer the next dungeon, get the cool new piece of equipment and see what new areas of the game it opens. (Homework? Homework can wait!) That's the rhythm: one day, one dungeon, just an hour or two a day, until you get to the end.

      That's how I first played it and why this game is so special to me. :-)

       

      For First Time Players

      Don't be afraid to check the manual and hint book that I linked above. Yes, they spoil things a bit, especially the hint book. But the game shipped with them and they were part of the original experience. And if you pace yourself to one dungeon a day, you should easily get through the game by mid-month. It's not a terribly long game, all told.

      Here are a few general, minimal-spoiler hints of my own...
      • Throw pots at enemies whenever you can; they are way stronger than the sword early on.
      • Positioning is important for sword play! The sword swings in an arc in front and to one side, and you want to try to position yourself so that the arc hits the enemy but they can't hit you easily. For fighting soldiers, consider your handedness and theirs.
      • Try the magic powder on unkillable enemies.
      • Try jumping into large urns where possible.
      • Not all bombable walls require bombs. The ones with a complete arch-shaped crack around them can be opened without spending anything.
      • Check behind waterfalls.
      • Try throwing things into ponds.
      • Pay close attention to discrepancies between the two main maps.
      • Potions start to beat fairies in the later game, since you'll have more health than a single fairy can restore.
      • The suggested dungeon order in the mid-late game is optional. You can do a few of them in arbitrary order, and this can be advantageous. (One of the hardest puzzles in the game is trivialized if you have the item from the "next" dungeon.)

      I think you're in for a treat, and I look forward to hearing your experience with the game, as seen fresh through 2026 eyes.

       

      For Experienced Players

      There's a popular randomizer for the game, complete with a Reddit community.. I've never tried it before, but as I've played the vanilla game many times, CGA seems like a fun excuse to finally try the randomizer.

      I'll be using this seed if you'd like to join me on it. It uses the "Beginner" preset which seems a good place to start with the randomizer, but with the "Hints" turned on (which I understand means that the telepathic tiles in the dungeons are changed to tell you where some things are). I'm eager to see what insanity the chaos produces.

       


      The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

      Versions:

      Platforms: Super NES, Game Boy Advance, Wii, Wii U, New 3DS, Switch, Super NES Classic Edition

      Genre(s): Action-adventure, RPG, Puzzle

      Links: Mobygames, Wikipedia

      Stores: Free under the Nintendo Classics library if you have a Nintendo Switch Online or Nintendo Switch 2 Online subscription.


      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the game you're playing
      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      • What about its system or era?
      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
      • Ask for help if you get stuck.
      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.


      Important

      • Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      • Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

      <details>
      <summary>Spoilers</summary>
      
      Spoiler text goes here.
      </details>
      

      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Try a randomizer or challenge run.
      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 28th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.

      28 votes
    11. CGA-2026-07 🕹️🔥⚔️ REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals

      Well, the time is about up for this month's CGA, so I hope everyone that gave Lufia II a shot enjoyed it and defeated the Sinstrals forever. JK, it's a prequel, we know they came back :) Please...

      Well, the time is about up for this month's CGA, so I hope everyone that gave Lufia II a shot enjoyed it and defeated the Sinstrals forever. JK, it's a prequel, we know they came back :)

      Please feel free to talk freely about the game in the comments and let everyone know how far you got, what you liked, and what you didn't.

      I was able to finish the game and I beat the ancient cave (my true goal) on my second attempt. Did anyone else give the ancient cave a try?

      Our next host is u/Boojum with the amazing game The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. I'm super excited about this one, even though I've played it a dozen times, as it is my favorite Zelda game.

      18 votes
    12. What pre-NES games do you still recommend today?

      Either because the game itself is still good, or because you think it's able to be appreciated for more historical/didactic reasons (e.g. Game X is the origin for a certain trope). Or any other...

      Either because the game itself is still good, or because you think it's able to be appreciated for more historical/didactic reasons (e.g. Game X is the origin for a certain trope).

      Or any other reason really -- you're not limited to the two.

      Importantly, why do you recommend them? What appeal do they have to modern audiences?

      The reason I'm saying "pre-NES" (Nintendo Entertainment System) is simply because I imagine that a good number of us here started gaming with the NES and don't have as much of a pulse on what came before it. I imagine even more of us started gaming well after the NES and would appreciate insight into that period of gaming history.

      31 votes
    13. CGA-2026-07 🕹️🔥⚔️ INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals

      COLOSSAL GAME ADVENTURES PRESENTS: 🕹️🔥⚔️ Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals Hi everyone, zod000 here! Unlike many of our previous CGA hosts, I'm not much of a writer so this "insert cartridge" will...

      COLOSSAL GAME ADVENTURES PRESENTS: 🕹️🔥⚔️ Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals

      Hi everyone, zod000 here! Unlike many of our previous CGA hosts, I'm not much of a writer so this "insert cartridge" will likely feel a bit brief. Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals is hands down one of my favorite SNES games, and in fact possibly my favorite RPGs of all time. I'll do my best to prevent spoiling anything in the game, but I'll give you a quick rundown of the game itself, what to expect, and what to look out for to (hopefully) enjoy. This game is a proper 90s turn based jRPG, so I realize this game has a longer official runtime than we are used to, but I still feel that it is more than doable in a month of casual play as this was before the days of role playing games inflating their play times (I mostly blame Final Fantasy 7 on the PS1 for that trend).

      Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals

      Now despite the name, Lufia II is a prequel and is canonically the first game as far as the story goes, so don't worry about thinking that you should play Lufia 1 first. If anything, that would spoil some of it, ironically. As I said, I don't want to spoil any story, but will say that the story starts as trope-y as it gets, but soon gets far more interesting so please don't drop off after an hour or so.

      So what sets Lufia II apart from the many other fantastic jRPGs of its time? Well, I'll give you some highlights:

      • Monster sidekicks! You get pet-like monster companions that fight with your party during battles referred to as "capsule monsters". They all start as essentially babies and they "grow" by you feeding them items. They are NPC sidekicks that you do not directly control, but they are always beneficial in some ways. Some are better than others, and there are ways to game the cryptic items they prefer and want to be fed, but unless you feel like going down that rabbit hole you can just passively feed them items you don't want/need and build up your little buddy. I don't feel like this is spoiler territory, but if anyone disagrees let me know and I'll hide away.

      • Puzzles! Lufia II has a strong leaning towards puzzles, I don't know that any dungeons in the game lack a puzzle. Some feel inspired by games like Zelda, but some of the later puzzles can be fairly challenging. There are also some optional later puzzles which stumped me as a kid. You'll know which they are if you stumble upon then; feel free to skip those or use some sort of guide online.

      • Optional Content! I know you're thinking "hey, stop using exclamation points, optional content isn't that exciting". And while you are probably right, the optional dungeon known as the Ancient Cave does get me excited. While not technically the only optional content (there are the puzzles and such I previously mentioned as well as a casino area that could be worth your time for some prizes), the Ancient Cave is almost a game in itself.

      The Ancient Cave - maybe spoilery It is essentially a rogue-like dungeon in the game. When you enter, your characters, and capsule monsters, are reset to level one and none of your items are with you with some *some exceptions*. The cave has 100 randomized floors and it gets progressively harder until you are facing enemies harder than the final dungeon of the game. You also find random treasure chests through out the dungeon, and they are VERY random. They could be anything from potions, to spells, to end game equipment, even on the first floor. There are also two different types of chests: red and blue. The red are just random as I said, but the blue chests are fairly high end equipment with an important distinction: you keep them when you leave and can bring them back in with you should you reenter the cave (you should!)

      Anyway, I think that is enough, please enjoy Lufia II with me for this months Colossal Game Adventure!

      Mods

      There aren't any mods that I am aware of; however, there are some special modes that unlock after beating the game a few times and there are save game files around that have them enabled. One of the modes is called "Gift Mode" and starts you directly on an island with the Ancient Cave with the option to switch your party to any combination of characters you ever play with in the game. It is fun to either build an "all star team" or a "no star team" and either give you a better chance at it if you had a hard time normally or to give you a challenge if you're just that awesome.

      As always, mark your spoilers as such with the following text block:

      <details>
      <summary>Spoilers</summary>
      
      Spoiler text goes here.
      </details>
      

      Game Setup

      Here is the rough news, to my knowledge Lufia II was never included in any sort of "virtual console" or retro console release. Pretty much the only way to legally play this game is to have a working Super Nintendo and the game cart (humble brag, I do). That being said, the game works perfectly in emulation and a simple search in basically any search engine of "play lufia 2" will let you play it directly online, though I am not sure how saves are handled, if they are handled, with these online emulators. I am sure any enterprising tilderino (did we ever actually decide on what to call ourselves?) should be able to run a rom file to play as well.

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the game you're playing
      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      What about its system or era?
      What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      What are you expecting from this game in particular?
      Which Castlevania game has the best Death fight? 
      

      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.). I do NOT recommend the NDS action RPG remake of this game, but hey knock yourself out.

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 28th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.

      16 votes
    14. CGA-2026-06 🦇🧛‍♀️🔥 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

      COLOSSAL GAME ADVENTURES PRESENTS: 🦇🧛‍♀️🔥 Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow Yarrr! Now it be me... [ahem] Sorry, we're out of Pirates!. Now it's ACTUALLY my time to post! Let's set the scene. Looking...

      COLOSSAL GAME ADVENTURES PRESENTS: 🦇🧛‍♀️🔥 Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

      Yarrr! Now it be me... [ahem] Sorry, we're out of Pirates!. Now it's ACTUALLY my time to post! Let's set the scene. Looking for a nice summary last month, I found this one from TCRF:

      Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow is a Castlevania game that, shock, isn't about one of the Belmonts! Instead, we get some white-haired emo kid that happens to have the ability to absorb souls.

      ... Thanks, TCRF. I'll spoiler the writeup for the sake of scrolling through twice.

      Some background: Dracula in your Pocket

      Unfortunately, as a slap in the face to my thirties, the GBA is a decidedly proper "retro" console. That shouldn't really be a surprise, though, as it's a distinctly 16-bit console with many parallels to SNES hardware. Sampled audio, mode 7 graphics... But only a little 240x160 screen. Despite that, a few companies managed to pack in some very robust experiences on the hardware.

      Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow is the third GBA Castlevania entry; before it came Circle of the Moon and Harmony of Dissonance. At the time, these were pretty well-received - Circle was nominated for a few awards and sold ~500k copies. Harmony wasn't quite as universally acclaimed, but sold a respectable 120k in America. It flopped in Japan.

      That said, nowadays the first two titles aren't esteemed quite as well. Circle is a very polarizing title. Some appreciate the mechanics and exploration, while others detest it for some awful control scheme decisions. The GBA display did not suit its dark color palate well, and playing it on original hardware without a backlight is asking for eye strain. Since it was made by a different team than the contemporary Castlevania devs headed by Koji Igarashi, he swept Circle under the rug when it came to establishing a Castlevania timeline. (I have not played it myself yet, though I suspect my wrists are not ready for the impending RSI of a double-tap dpad run command.)

      Where Circle's experimental bits get love, Harmony of Dissonance has really not aged well for many. Igarashi was looking to get a Symphony of the Night experience in a mobile form factor by design, but this meant a pretty conservative approach. He unfortunately left the comparison open - at a time when you can play both games on the same device - to call Harmony "SotN at home". The aesthetics are kind of nutty as well; the team flew in the opposite direction of Circle by making things - especially Juste Belmont - glow with a very garish set of vibrant blues, reds, and greens, on top of purple and sky blue backgrounds. This was to REALLY stand out without a backlight. Boy do they. The soundtrack was also compressed to save room on the cartridge, leading to a reputation as one of the worst Castlevania soundtracks in a pretty musically-storied franchise. (With some proper sampling, I love it! Played back on the little high-pass GBA speaker, though, stuff like this really grates.)

      Igarashi and his team had another shot on the platform. This time, they nailed something special in the coffin.

      Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

      Aria takes place in the year 2035, quite farther ahead than anything else in the series. Japanese transfer student and fashionista boy band dreamboat Soma Cruz is hanging out with his friend and shrine maiden Mina Hakuba to observe a solar eclipse. In doing so, he finds himself warped to the eclipse itself, where Dracula's Castle has been imprisoned. There, an enigmatic man introduces him to his unknown power - the dominion over monsters' souls to use for himself. Trying to find his way out of the castle, he meets a few other mysterious figures who are there for various reasons and agendas... I'll leave the rest of the plot to you to discover.

      Now, we're not quite at 2035. (I think bell bottoms are back? I don't see the fur coats and flame boots yet.) However, it is 2026 now, and much like the cycle of Dracula's castle, last year's most hyped release was a 2D Metroidvania! Konami just announced the first 2D Metroidvania in a very long time, and they and the Dead Cells dev team will be fighting a forest which they all themselves planted. But looking backwards, despite over two decades of iterative work on this genre, Aria has plenty that stands out - not just against Castlevania's run of six games over about seven or eight years, but arguably still today in a very crowded genre.

      First off, this game is eight megabytes small. It's nipping at its big brother Symphony's heels in scope, despite it being a little over one percent of SotN's CD file size, and some crazies like me still prefer it. The team made damn good use of that space after learning their mistakes from Harmony.

      Despite that little size, it's a memorable adventure! I hope you enjoy it. I find Aria's main strength is setting a pace and size which it meets and rarely over- or under-stays. It's also an aesthetic crown jewel for the GBA platform; the colors still accommodate the hardware, but there's much more mastery of the system. Flowing water, the flickering moon, bats flying off in the distance... It captures the gothic feel of the castle in a more subtle way. And while I'm fond of Harmony's, uh. Dissonance, the sound design is much tighter here. Some little bits of lore and character interactions help color the adventure, and it creates plenty of space for your head to fill in the gaps, too. (Konami! J prequel when??)

      The game has a number of neat secrets that I'll let you discover. So - I'll leave you to it!

      ...Or, if you'd like, I won't! Since Aria isn't the most obscure game, some of you may have played it. With that - or, to kick off some discussion of the game's flaws - I'd like to pivot into a new topic here!

      Mods

      Aria of Sorrow is great, but there are a few rough edges. Notably, the stats are a little fucky - Wit barely influences item or soul drop rate. Int is also a little weak, not influencing your bullet souls much. The colors still acquiesce to the mix of GBA and GBA SP screens, a bit too washed on modern displays. Weapon balance is a bit off, due to one particularly dominating choice.

      Of course, with that 8 MB filesize, numerical problems are just a hex edit away! Bump some values around and you maybe can "solve" these problems. But is that better? Worse? In line with the developers, or a bastardization of their vision? The most powerful tool in the hands of modern video game players? Does it ruin a shared conversation of art, or does it stoke it?

      For what it's worth, I personally fell off Super Metroid about three times until I applied a patch that gave Samus movement closer to the GBA games. Modding sometimes just opens up options or tastes to us - and I think when it comes to pure enjoyment, go buck wild. So I invite people to try it and see what you think!

      As always, I'm a slut for randomizers and Aria rando seems fairly robust. But since I suspect I will eventually play that in Archipelago many times, I think instead I'm going to try a slew of new hacks and throw them together to see what happens. Weapons modifications! Color palate changes! Vegan items? Sure, why not! I'll post what I go with in the end.

      As always, mark ya spoilers as such with the following text block:

      <details>
      <summary>Spoilers</summary>
      
      Spoiler text goes here.
      </details>
      

      Game Setup

      A couple years ago, Konami released the Castlevania Advanced Collection with Circle, Harmony, the SNES version of Dracula X, and Aria. This is pretty much the only way to legally obtain Aria nowadays - and if I'm not mistaken, it includes the .gba ROM in case you'd like to play it in a way other than the official emulator. (Someone fact check me on that...)

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the game you're playing
      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Share if you ever cosplay as Soma Cruz
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      What about its system or era?
      What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      What are you expecting from this game in particular?
      Which Castlevania game has the best Death fight? 
      

      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Try a randomizer or challenge run.
      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 28th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.

      15 votes
    15. CGA-2026-05 🕹️⛵🦜 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Sid Meier's Pirates!

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Ahoy there cap'n, and welcome to Puerto Retiro! Once you have docked your ship, head over to the town's best (and only) tavern, La Aventura Colosal, to rest your peg leg, sip a glass of rum, and exchange tales of your exploits with other well-salted seadogs.

      How was your time with Sid Meier's Pirates!, our CGA title for May? Which version did you play? How did it meet your expectations? What worked for you and what perhaps didn't? Did you read the manual?

      Don’t get too comfy though! In just a couple of days, u/Lapbunny will be booting up Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow for us, which based on the title I assume is a karaoke game for melancholy songs. I for one have been practising my rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for weeks in anticipation!

      12 votes
    16. New "old school" gadgets?

      I recently realized that many of my favorite gadgets are basically "new" versions of old technology. I use Sony Xperia 1VII, with a headphone jack, side mounted fingerprint, no screen cutout,...

      I recently realized that many of my favorite gadgets are basically "new" versions of old technology.

      • I use Sony Xperia 1VII, with a headphone jack, side mounted fingerprint, no screen cutout, stock Android. It's running the latest Snapdragon chip, however, and the camera hardware is better than the current iPhone (doesn't mean the software is better)
      • My favorite smartwatch is Pebble Time. My rePebble Time 2 is on the way. I'm currently using a Garmin, but I'm not exactly happy with it.
      • My keyboard is a Niz EC84. The default keycap looks like my keyboard in middle school and it is just perfect right out of the box (except I should've got the 45g one). As a Topre clone, it bounces with rubber domes. I don't like mechanical as the tactile point is not right at the very top of the curve. It also supports hardware mouse key and Bluetooth which is useful when you're working with multiple machines. (Sadly no QMK in this layout)
      • When I was buying my PC I couldn't find a single good modern case (i.e. with USB C ports in the front panel) that doesn't have any glass like old school PC. Luckily, Fractal North was just released back then and I immediately preordered.
      • I suppose the ThinkPad line may fit into this aesthetically, but it's not exactly the same as it was in IBM era. I heard that the Chinese are making new board for the old ThinkPad chassis though.

      I feel like this is an underserved market - why can't they just give me the same phone/computer I have but with the latest technological advancements. Sure, it'd be niche and many people will complain at the price, but at least there is a choice.

      Does anyone have other favorite new old school tech they wanted to recommend?

      32 votes
    17. CGA-2026-03 🕹️🐸🕌🔔 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      switches to an emotional ending music

      Once upon a time, in the sun-dappled realm of Millefeuille, a tale of courage, folly, and friendship came to a close. After enduring countless trials born of pride and greed, our gallant yet hapless Prince of Sablé has reached the end of his journey.

      It all began when the Prince learned that the radiant Princess Tiramisu had vanished, spirited away just after his umpteenth defeat in a duel against the ever-boastful Prince Richard. Barred from sailing beside his rival, our humble hero took to the road alone, his purse light and his hopes heavy. What he lacked in fortune, he made up for in heart (and the occasional odd purchase).

      Along the way, he fell for a trickster's promise, a ludicrously-expensive potion said to restore his human form "at any time", though bound by more strings than a puppet show. In his kindness, he even repaid the damages wrought upon Saltwater Town, tossing a mountain of Nuts to a boy whose gratitude shone brighter than gold.

      Though tempted by greed and misled by pride, the Prince of Sablé's heart remained pure. Through tangled mazes and fierce foes he pressed on, never losing sight of his mission to rescue Tiramisu. By the end, even the proud Richard bowed his head, moved by the Prince's resolve to fight without malice and spare his old rival from needless harm in their final duel.

      Yet behind every fairytale lies a clever twist. For while our Prince was chasing glory, he unwittingly became a key piece in the grand design of Polnareff's scheme to save Millefeuille from the sly serpent Delarin. His bravery, fuelled more by sincerity than wisdom, turned the tide at last.

      And where was the Princess, you ask? Why, she was by his side all along! In disguise as the wise witch Mandola, Tiramisu guided her beloved Prince more times than he ever realized. Perhaps he should have noticed the resemblance in their mannerisms a bit sooner.

      And as our story fades to its final act, the air fills not with solemn silence but with the rhythm of celebration, a raucous DJ's beat spun by a mad scientist in his whirring metal giant. A strange ending, perhaps, but a joyous one all the same.

      So then, dear travellers, as the curtain falls on this comical and heartfelt adventure, let us gather 'round and share our thoughts on the tale of The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls, a story where even the smallest frog may leap into legend. I'll start.

      The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls feels less like a traditional video game and more like an interactive storybook, something remarkably ahead of its time for the early '90s. The combat, platforming, and puzzle segments are kept simple on purpose, serving as stepping stones for the charming storytelling that carries the whole adventure.

      Battles play out automatically when you bump into an enemy strong enough to challenge you, with the outcome depending on your stats like HP, attack, defense, and speed (plus whatever items you might have on hand). It's a good idea to keep your health up and hunt for stat-boosting items if you want to make steady progress.

      A sprinkle of puzzles and light platforming keeps things fresh, and the ability to switch between forms adds some fun variety, the strong human, the amphibious and nimble frog who can breathe underwater, and the slinky snake who can turn some foes into stepping blocks.

      Sure, none of these mechanics are deep by modern standards, but their simplicity works in the game's favor. It keeps the spotlight on the story, one that explores how kindness, greed, and good intentions can intertwine in unexpected ways. It's funny, heartfelt, and often downright ridiculous in the best way possible.

      While I might not revisit this one as often as other Nintendo classics, I'm glad I played it. Not only is it interesting to see where Link's Awakening borrowed a few ideas (and a certain prince!), but it's also worth it for the humor alone.

      As I make more progress in Cure Dolly's Japanese lessons, I might even try the original version one more time someday. Who knows what little translation quirks or cultural touches I've missed?

      That about wraps it up for this month's game. Our time in the whimsical world of the Millefeuille Kingdom may be over, but the adventure continues.

      Next time, u/vili takes us on a trip to outer space aboard an overly complicated spaceship, hopefully with fewer spacetime mishaps... but no promises.

      Until then, jot down your thoughts and memories; no moment of gaming glory deserves to be forgotten!

      THE END

      (sorry for my rookie attempt at photographing this screen in real life!)

      Month Game Host
      April 2026 Space Rogue u/vili
      May 2026 Sid Meier's Pirates u/vili
      June 2026 Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow u/Lapbunny
      July 2026 Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals u/zod000
      August 2026 The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past u/Boojum
      September 2026 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 u/J-Chiptunator
      12 votes
    18. CGA-2026-05 🕹️⛵🦜 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Sid Meier's Pirates!

      Introduction I consider myself an author. Not that I have ever published anything that I have written. If I'm not mixing up my timelines, Sid Meier's Pirates! was the basis of my second unfinished...

      Introduction

      I consider myself an author. Not that I have ever published anything that I have written.

      If I'm not mixing up my timelines, Sid Meier's Pirates! was the basis of my second unfinished novel. It was the story of a 17th century French sailor, thrust into the world of piracy as he searched for his long-lost family while trying to acquire a new one by courting the beautiful daughter of the mayor of Caracas. In the end, the only family that he managed to find was the band of rowdy pirates that he captained across the Caribbean.

      This might sound like a good story, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't. I would have been ten, maybe nine years old at the time. I knew very little about family dysfunction, romantic love, or the age of piracy. I understood next to nothing about the demands of narrative style or structure. I simply played the game on my Commodore 64 and wrote down what was happening to me.

      A detour

      Some of the fighting bits were pretty good, though. If I recall correctly, later that year I repurposed bits of them for a novella that I wrote for a school assignment. It was called Knights of the Square Table and featured four French musketeers. I would like to claim that this was a brilliant post-modern blending of Arthurian legend and Alexandre Dumas, but I'm pretty sure I was just quite confused about some of the classics that I had been reading.

      Not that mine wasn't an impactful piece of literature. It made our teacher create a new rule: from then on, there would be a strict upper limit to the length of stories that we could give him.

      I sometimes wonder if you guys feel like my teacher.

      A detour within a detour

      Despite his new rule, later that semester our teacher nonetheless accepted an even longer story where I riffed on the ending of So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams. He really liked it. He was a great teacher.

      So, Sid Meier's Pirates! has been a fairly big part of my life. I have not only played the game (many times), but I have spent a considerable amount of time thinking about it. I could even say that, through the act of creative imagination, I have lived it. It is certainly part of my identity.

      And yet, I have never finished the game. Just like my early novel's fictional French captain, I have never found all of the missing family members. And while I have retired many of my characters, I have never been hugely successful in the outcome. I have never reached an ending that I would consider definitive.

      Just like I have never published anything that I have written.

      And this is exactly the type of game that Pirates! is. It is an open world game in the truest sense of the word: it gives you a world to live in, to sail in, to plunder and fight in, to look for treasure and lost family members in, to court beautiful daughters in and to change the course of colonial history in. But it doesn't give you any definitive goal. The journey in Pirates! matters far more than the destination. Because there really is no destination.

      Just like in my writing.

      Or perhaps also in life, you could say?

       


      The Gameplay Loop

      Sid Meier's Pirates! is a collection of systems that harmonise rather beautifully. It is one of my favourite game designs.

      You start by selecting the era in which you want to play, a choice that determines what the world looks like and how it behaves, and some details about your character. You are then given a ship and a crew, and off you go. You can read the incredibly detailed manual, and you really should because it's wonderful, but you don't have to. It's quite an intuitive game.

      Your crew expects you to provide for them. Their loyalty is for the plunder and the plunder alone, and it is up to you to make them rich. If you don't have enough gold for them, they will begin to mutiny. The bigger your crew is the easier it is for you to plunder, but the more of them there are, the smaller each individual member's cut is, and therefore the unhappier they are. And the longer you wait until you divide the gold with them, the less happy they will be with you. There is this constant push and pull, which is at the heart of many of the game's systems.

      And here is the catch: every time you divide the plunder, time progresses. The game gets more difficult, not only because you can change your difficulty level at this juncture, and not just because you lose much of your crew and fleet, but because your characters ages. And the older you are, the more difficult fighting becomes. Them old bones won't be so flexible.

      You cannot die, though. If you are captured at any point, you go to the gallows. It's not game over, but you lose possessions and time, as you age in prison.

      And at some point, you will just be too old. Continuing the life of a pirate makes sense no more. Age has defeated you. Piracy is a young man's game and it is time for you to retire. And when that happens, the game looks at your possessions and other accomplishments, and tells you what your character's life in retirement will look like.

      Within this overall frame, the game loop itself is basically a collection of mini-games: navigating the Caribbean winds, making decisions in towns, arcade-style ship combat, a light strategy game for land battles, a fighting game for sword fights. And, in a later edition, a rhythm game for dancing that many didn't warm to. You can look at maps and search for lost treasures, hunt for other pirates, do heists on silver trains (for some reason removed from later editions), build your reputation, court governors' daughters, conquer cities, trade goods, micro-manage your fleet and crew, and so on.

      Underneath it all, most events are random, which makes each time you play the game unique. This includes everything from smaller details to the larger geopolitical reality that is happening around you in the Caribbean. Nations go to war, make peace with each other, cities change hands, all without caring one bit about your plans or needs.

      It really is as close to a perfect game that I can think of.

       


      History, Versions & Availability

      Sid Meier's Pirates! was designed and programmed by the industry legend that is Sid Meier. Although Meier was a co-founder of MicroProse and had already created around twenty games, Pirates! was the first game to feature his name in the title; something that comedian Robin Williams had apparently suggested that they should do. Or alternatively, as Meier himself remembers, the marketing department came up with the idea to try to get people who loved Meier's flight simulators to give a chance for this otherwise impossible-to-sell pirate game that Meier had insisted on creating. Whatever the reason, it started a trend. Later on, we would get titles like Sid Meier's Railroad Tycoon, Sid Meier's Gettysburg!, Sid Meier's SimGolf, Sid Meier's Starships, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Sid Meier's Colonization and, most famously, a game and series called Sid Meier's Civilization. Not all of them always led by Meier, but always given his stamp of approval.

      The game was something of a departure for the designer, as he had mainly worked on flight simulators and other war games until then. Interestingly, Meier programmed most of the game in BASIC, which means that a lot of the code for the original Commodore 64 version is openly readable. If you'd like to learn more, this 8-Bit Show And Tell video is a really interesting dive into the code.

      Platforms & Versions:

      Sid Meier's Pirates! has had a long history after its initial Commodore 64 release. I personally count five major versions and say that you can decide which one you want to play based on which version of our previous pirate game, The Secret of Monkey Island, you preferred:

      • Sid Meier's Pirates! (1987, Commodore 64 and others, sailing screenshot, governor screenhot, duelling screenshot): This is the original game and, for me, the "authentic" Pirates! experience, if played on the C64. But of course it is, because this is the version I grew up with. The art design is minimalistic, clean and crisp. It is also the blockiest of the versions. Choose this if you, like me, insisted on the original EGA (or CGA!) version of The Secret of Monkey Island without voice acting. A DOS port of this is included in the Pirates! Gold Plus release, where you will probably want to choose EGA graphics, even if the loading screen is in CGA. Make also note of the "Pirates! Cheat Sheet" pdf file in your game's bonus content directory, as you'll need those dates to answer the copy protection question correctly.
      • Pirates! (1990, Amiga and others, sailing screenshot, governor screenshot, duelling screenshot): This isn't really a different version as much as a port. I don't think Meier had much personal input on this one. It's quite similar to the original but with softer graphics designed for more developed systems. Some like them, I'm sort of ok with them. Consider this if you chose the updated VGA version of The Secret of Monkey Island without voice acting. Although I don't think this one is on sale anywhere.
      • Pirates! Gold (1993, DOS and others, sailing screenshot, governor screenshot, duelling screenshot: This is a full remake with improved graphics and tweaked gameplay, again without Sid Meier leading the development. Play this if you went through The Secret of Monkey Island with the VGA graphics and voice acting. Many seem to consider this the definite experience, but I don't quite see the allure myself as in many ways it sits a little uncomfortably between the purity of the original and the modernisation of the 2004 remake. This is inluced in the Pirates! Gold Plus release.
      • Sid Meier's Pirates! (2004, Windows and consoles, sailing screenshot, governor screenshot, duelling screenshot): Subtitled Live the Life, this is a full Sid Meier helmed remake (notice that his name is again part of the title) that streamlined the game, made it more modern, switched to 3D rendered graphics, added some story bits, and notoriously introduced a dancing mini game. I think it's ok, although I feel some of the identity and charm was lost with the newer cartoony graphics and sounds. In this one, I sadly don't taste the saltiness of the sea anymore. It feels more like a game. But you may want to choose this if you were happy to play the remastered edition of The Secret of Monkey Island with its new graphical style and streamlined user interface.
      • Sid Meier's Pirates! Mobile (2008, mobiles): This is a mobile port that I don't think is available any more and that I have never played. I think it's largely based on the 2004 remake?

      Genre(s):

      Open world, action-adventure, strategy, Sid Meier

      Links:

      Stores:

       


      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the game you're playing

      • Share what hardware you're playing it on

      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend

      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game

      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?

      • What about its system or era?

      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?

      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?

      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.

      • Ask for help if you get stuck.

      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.

       


      Important

      • Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      • Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

      
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      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.

      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.

      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Try a randomizer or challenge run.

      • Play a different version of it.

      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 28th (25th for February).

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.

      12 votes
    19. CGA-2026-04 🕹️🚀🧑‍🚀 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Space Rogue

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Hello there, space rogue! It's time to dock with the mothership, put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip, and report to us about your adventures.

      Did you play Space Rogue? Did you uncover the mysteries of the universe? Did you conquer Hive? Did you forget to fill in the friendship book? Tell us about your experiences! Or if you didn't play, tell us why this title didn't pique your interest.

      In a couple of days, we will leave behind the life of a pirate, trader and bounty hunter, disembark from the Jolly Roger and hoist the Jolly Roger for a life of a pirate, trader and bounty hunter, this time in Sid Meier's Pirates!, a game so brilliant that it deserves an exclamation mark.

      See you on the salty seas! Or not, if my lookout spots your vessel before yours spots mine, and my master gunner is on top of their game. Arrrr.

      10 votes
    20. CGA-2026-04 🕹️🚀🧑‍🚀 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Space Rogue

      But First, These Brief Messages If you were a hip gamer back in 1989, your first point of contact with our game of the month, Space Rogue, might have been this video ad (timestamped) that explains...

      But First, These Brief Messages

      If you were a hip gamer back in 1989, your first point of contact with our game of the month, Space Rogue, might have been this video ad (timestamped) that explains exactly why Origin's new space adventure is the hottest thing in gaming right now. Or you might have marvelled at this magazine ad.

      I'm starting with these ads because the game is currently on sale on GOG! The sale ends in just two days, so get it while the getting is good! And while there, consider also grabbing Sid Meier's Pirates! Gold Plus (the 1993 remake) and/or Sid Meier's Pirates! (the 2004 remake) for our next month's gaming, as both are also heavily discounted. Thanks to /u/J-Chiptunator for the heads-up!

      All of these do exist on Steam as well, of course, and don't cost much even when not discounted. I will write more about platforms and general availability later. But now, back to our regular programming.


      Introduction

      So, this is what it's come to. You in the pilot's seat, surrounded by the vast emptiness of cold, dead space. A row of cryptic console buttons. A user interface that seems to come from an entirely different era, if not species. One wrong move, one mistaken button press, and you are probably dead. Great. Just great.

      It's not even your seat, or technically your spaceship, just something that you stumbled into when the aliens blew your crewmates into smithereens. You are the sole survivor, alone on board the Jolly Roger (who the hell named this ship?) and now seriously evaluating your life choices.

      Go to space, they had said. Space is exciting, it's fun, it's different, they had insinuated. You specifically remember the poster screaming that it had "everything for everyone".

      Bullshit.

      Instead, you find yourself hunched over the console with a thick manual in one hand and a glass of the galaxy's worst gin in another, trying to figure out how this piece of crap Jolly Roger functions. You don't feel jolly at all. Or roger.

      Just as you are about to give up and slip into cryogenic sleep for the next thirty days until that vacation in the Caribbean, you notice something buzzing on a side table. It's the quiet, gentle buzz of a smallish electronic device. Friendly, inviting. You pick it up and the screen lights up. It's a warm, welcoming glow of an e-reader. It is here to help. The page it opens simply reads:


      Welcome to Space Rogue

      In my CGA lobbying post, I wrote that although Space Rogue was a fairly major release at its time, for modern tastes, it can feel a little clunky, perhaps difficult to get into. It is not only the oldest game that we have played so far, but also the first one on our list that was designed with a personal computer and its keyboard in mind, rather than something that would be controlled purely with a controller, joystick or mouse. If you are not familiar with this era or style of gaming, it may take a bit of a mindset adjustment to get going.

      I will try my best to help you get started without too much headache. Just trust me that there really is a very good game in there, in fact one that has been voted as one of the best Commodore 64 games of all time. It is a galaxy spanning scifi RPG that mixes the space sim combat of Elite and Wing Commander with the adventuring of Ultima and Mass Effect. A game that combines some of the best of late 80s design while paving the way for what was to come.

      📚 Reading materials

      Although the game starts with a cutscene that sets up the story, it still very much expects you to take a look at the documents that originally came in the game box. As so often with games of this era, these are not "supplementary" materials but an actual part of the game. Both Steam and GOG releases should contain the following:

      • Quick Reference Card
      • Novella (Stars of Opportunity)
      • Manual
      • Map
      • Ship Models

      With GOG, you should be able to download the files directly from the website. With Steam, the Manual shows up in the "Additional Content" section of the game page, while the rest can be found in the game's installation directory under the directory "Bonus Content".

      The original game box also included an advertisement for the game-within-a-game arcade hit Hive!, but the GOG and Steam releases seem to not have it. You can find a copy here. And you can also find all of these documents in one package on scribd.com, although the manual there lacks colour and the reference card is for the Amiga version.

      That's a lot of materials, I know. But you don't need to study them all at once. Here's what I suggest you do:

      🕹️ Start by figuring out how to control the ship

      Once you are through the opening cinematic, begin with the Quick Reference Card and its section titled "Commands Used in Space Flight". This will teach you how to move your ship in the cockpit view. Don't worry about the dashboard information right now, just concentrate on controlling the Jolly Roger. You should be safe to experiment at this point as you are in empty space and no one is going to be bothering you. I personally use the WASDZXC keys, but I know some prefer mouse controls.

      When in the Cruise Flight mode (the default mode), the STOP key (S or 5) is very handy. It stops all of your turning and rotation immediately. Learn to use it.

      💾 Saving and loading the game

      Note also the Quick Reference Card's section titled "Saving the Game". In addition to remembering the keyboard command Ctrl+S, it is important to keep in mind that you can only save when you are in space. It's a good idea to save before docking at bases.

      You need to give your save game a name. Remember that name because you need to type it again when you want to load it. You can only load games when starting the game. Loading a game asks a copy protection question that requires the manual.

      If you forget your save file name, you can find it in the game's installation folder as a SAV file.

      🧑‍🚀 Suggested first actions

      Next, take a look at the section called "Quick-Start Instructions", still in the Quick Reference Card. It is like a tutorial, telling you what to do first so that you get used to the game's UI. For you convenience, below is what is says, together with my additional notes:

      What to do first

      You start the game deep in the Karonus star system, [which is the site of the magnificent Hiathra Starbase and the historic MiCon I mining station. Piracy has been virtually wiped out in this sector.] To get to the nearest starbase, follow these steps:

      1. Plot a course. Press N for navigation mode, then use the joystick, mouse or keyboard cluster [i.e. arrow keys] to select the CHART command. Press Return. Move the cursor across the map of the Karonus star system until you find Hiathra Starbase: the green square symbol at coordinates 13,19. Press the space bar.

      2. Select the HELM command. Autopilot will guide your ship to the new coordinates. [As you move, you may notice the interface telling you about messages or space ships. You should be able to ignore these and just let the autopilot move you to your destination without interruptions.]

      3. If a ship attacks you on the way, the journey stops. Select COCKPIT to fight the battle. Press T to target the enemy, and the space bar, joystick button or mouse buttons to fire a weapon. Consult the next section for other commands. [But I think the chance of being attacked here is very low.]

      4. After your ship arrives at its destination, select COCKPIT to return to the space view. Press T to activate your targeting computer. It tells how far you must travel to the starbase and in which direction. Move your ship so that the arrows on the edge of your viewscreen are centered and point inward. The starbase should appear onscreen as two pyramids connected by a light-colored axle. To dock at the base, manoeuvre your ship to touch the axle [which is the bright part inside of the station, or the top tips of the two pyramids. Don't fly too fast, as you need to be traveling at 20 m/s or less (the number next to the letters CF or NF in the bottom left of your dashboard) for docking to succeed. Also don't fire at stations as they will deny docking -- if you do it by mistake, pop out and return the next day.]

      5. At the base, walk around [using arrow keys or WASD or mouse], talk to everyone [pressing ENTER and selecting TALK when facing them] you meet, and buy some cargo [and inspect signs, items, closed doors and other things by pressing ENTER and selecting INSPECT while facing them]. You're on your way....

      🪐 Learn more about the game world

      After you have explored the Hiathra Starbase a little bit, it's a good time to learn more about the world in which the game takes place.

      The novella gives you background information about your character and the world. Unlike the intro cutscene, the novella also gives you a goal. It's worth reading not just for the flavour but also for the information and guidance that it provides.

      The manual also gives you background information about the universe. Take a look at these three sections to better understand the world that you inhabit:

      • Information about the setting (41-46)
      • Descriptions of location types available to you and hazards to avoid (36-38)
      • Information about game mechanics (47-48)

      Additionally, take a look at the map provided and figure out where you are.

      🚀 Master your ship

      After you have an idea of the world that you inhabit, start to learn everything you can about your spaceship. While this is an RPG, you will actually not be levelling your character; instead, you will be upgrading your ship. So, sooner or later you should know the Jolly Roger inside out. At the very beginning, avoid combat and hazards and instead get accustomed to:

      • Your cockpit view (pages 3-7)
      • The two flight models (page 8)
      • How to dock at bases (pages 10-11). Keep in mind that you cannot land on planets.
      • Navigating within a solar system (pages 21-23)
      • Wormhole travel between systems (pages 24-25)
      • Space hazards to avoid (38-39)

      It is also a good idea to leaf through the rest of the manual, and to check out the hand-written notes that the previous owner of Jolly Roger jotted down. Once you get the hang of flying and docking and encounter some enemies, pause and read the remaining sections about combat and ship types.

      👍 Early game tips

      In case you feel a little aimless and/or overwhelmed, here are some further tips for the early game:

      I can't buy weapons or shields for my ship!

      Before you can purchase those, you need a pilot's licence. You can get it from the Imperium Representative at Hiathra, the station you docked at first if you followed the quickstart instructions.

      Where do I find the answers to the pilot's test?

      The game just assumes that you know these things. It's not a copy protection measure or anything. The answers are:

      3.26, O, F=ma, Imperium

      How can I get more information from the people I meet?

      In addition to the dialogue options that are given, you can sometimes (if the option "Other" is given) ask people about topics using keywords that you type in. Try to ask about places and people you have heard of. Sometimes people can have interesting things to say.

      What to do after Hiathra Starbase?

      In addition to the Hiathra Starbase, the system you are in at the beginning also has the MiCon I mining station. It might be a good idea to visit it. Maybe you can even make some money ferrying cargo between the two?

      How can I afford anything?

      There are various ways to make credits:

      • Trading: identify places where certain goods are cheap, buy those goods and take them to other places where the same goods are more valuable. Ka-ching.
      • Piracy: You can raid merchants and other ships and steal their stuff (but see below).
      • Bounty hunting: Instead of or in addition to bothering merchants, you can hunt down pirates for bounties (but also see below).
      • Professional gaming: In theory, you can make quite a bit of money playing the game-within-game Hive. However, it takes a long time, so I wouldn't bother.
      My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!

      Yikes! Don't sneak up on me like that!

      Now, Thriftweed, keep in mind that your actions have consequences. There are factions in the game (Imperium, Merchant Guild, Pirates) and those factions react to what you do their members. Attack a merchant ship, and merchants won't be happy about it. Same with the others. This affects how other ships interact with you and what NPCs are willing to say to you.

      At the same time, the more battles you win, the higher your reputation will be. People will know about you. Admire you. But also perhaps hunt you down to increase their own reputation.

      Where the hell is the main story?

      You won't really stumble into the main story until a little later in the game, so feel free to explore the world at first on your own. But if you want to get to the main plot quicker, the novella offers a hint.

      You might remember that your character is slightly fixated about Duchess Avenstar. You also happen to know what system she is in. Perhaps go and find her?

      However, you need to be "a seasoned warrior" before she takes you seriously. You need to have some reputation. So do also read those combat pages in your ship's manual and practice your space fighting skills.

      Nebulae and other space hazards keep destroying me!

      Well... Space Rogue sort of exists in a universe that conforms to Berkeley's ontological theory of subjective idealism. By which I mean, things only exist if you perceive them. And you only perceive them in front of you. Which means, hazards only get generated in front of your ship. Therefore, if you fly backwards, you can't really bump into hazards. Just keep in mind that this is clearly a philosophical statement and not a tech limitation or a bug.


      🎶 Music

      Space Rogue has little sound and no soundtrack, apart from the Japanese versions which are no longer available. In case you would like to listen to some music while adventuring, I have put together a Spotify playlist of tunes that might work. You can find it here. I hope you like it. You might be able to convert it to your preferred streaming service somehow.


      Historical Context

      Developed by Origin Systems towards end of the golden age of the Commodore 64 and Apple II, Space Rogue was something of a pioneering hybrid that bridged the gap between the space flight simulator genre, led by titles like Elite, and the deep narrative-driven RPG systems found in Origin's own Ultima series. The game was marketed as the first of Origin's "cinematic experiences" and while I don't think Origin ever used that marketing term again, their wildly successful and quite cinematic Wing Commander series launched a year later and in many ways stood on the shoulders of Space Rogue.

      Space Rogue was created by Paul Neurath, who later went on to found his own company that developed a number of influential titles such as Ultima Underworld I & II, Thief I & II and System Shock 1 & 2. Meanwhile, a young Origin Systems designer by the name of Chris Roberts was quite influenced by Neurath's work and took its combination of 3D space flight and cinematic storytelling to create the Wing Commander series. These days, Roberts is perhaps even better known from his crowdfunded in-progress magnum opus Star Citizen, which in many ways seems to continue the Space Rogue legacy.


      Game Information

      Platforms & Versions: The game was originally released for Commodore 64 and Apple II. It was later ported to Amiga, Atari ST, DOS, FM Towns, Macintosh, PC-9801 and X68000. The versions are largely the same, with minor graphical differences, apart from the Japanese releases, which feature some music and improved cutscene visuals.

      Genre(s): Space combat simulator, RPG

      Links: Mobygames, Wikipedia

      Stores: GOG and Steam. Note that the game is sold as "Space Rogue Classic". Don't confuse with the unrelated game from 2016 called "Space Rogue".


      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game.

      On Windows and Linux, the game should run directly from Steam and GOG without problems.

      On a modern Mac, you likely need to extract the DOS files and run them in a DOSBox emulator.

      For other versions and platforms, I'm afraid you are on your own. But do tell us if you decide to do something funky like run it on a C64 or hunt down and emulate an FM Towns or a PC-9801 version!

      It's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the game you're playing
      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      • What about its system or era?
      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
      • Ask for help if you get stuck.
      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.


      Important

      • Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      • Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

      
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      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.

      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.

      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Try a randomizer or challenge run.

      • Play a different version of it.

      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 28th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.

      12 votes
    21. CGA-2025-12 🏴‍☠️🏝️🍌 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ The Secret of Monkey Island

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      And so concludes Guybrush Threepwood's thrilling quest to learn the Secret of Monkey Island! He did learn it, right? The secret? Surely there was a secret learned in there, somewhere? Well... that's what you get for spending more than 20 bucks on a computer game.

      What were your favorite (and least favorite) moments? Favorite puzzles? Most frustrating ones? There are, in fact, a number of SECRETS to be found in The Secret of Monkey Island! Like these:

      Did you... Enter the catacombs beneath the stump in the woods?
      Did you... Drown in the harbor?
      Did you... Find the rubber tree?
      Did you... Meet the three-headed monkey?
      Did you... Sink your own ship off Monkey Island?
      Did you... Help the natives upgrade their hut security?

      Share your stories below. Was this your first experience with the game or a nostalgic return? How has it held up over the years, in your estimation? Timeless classic or overrated turd? Don't hold back, we can handle it. We've spoken with apes more polite than you.

      So here we are at the end of another colossal month. Next up, we'll ring in the new year with @datavoid for our January 2026 play of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker! In the meantime, if you're so inclined, consider checking out the rest of the Monkey Island series:

      Month Game Host
      January 2026 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker u/datavoid
      February 2026 Racing Lagoon u/Kawa
      March 2026 Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
      (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
      u/J-Chiptunator

      OK, that's it, turn off your computer and do something constructive.
      Like play a little racquetball. Or wash your car. Or cook dinner. Or join a funk band. Or travel to a foreign country. Or run for president. Or talk to a member of the opposite sex. Or lube your car. Or host a weenie roast. Or dig for buried treasure. Or milk a cow. Or have a yelling contest with your neighbor's dog. Or perform brain surgery. Or paint a yellow line in the center of your driveway. Or write your name in the snow. Or teach basket weaving to clams. Or sing Welsh folk songs at the bank. Or plant trees on public property. Or confuse the person next to you. Or make a triangular table. Or hop, skip, and jump. Or ride a train. Or organize your sock drawer alphabetically. Or go bowling with your mom. Or train potato bugs to do tricks. Or make a quilt. Or publish a magazine about pencil shavings. Or eat lime jello with pineapple in it. Or pave a freeway. Or learn to draw. Or take up photography. Or learn to tell time. Or photocopy money. Or go out for pasta. Or sew a dress. Or bathe your iguana. Or go fishing. Or paint a stranger's house in the middle of the night. Or take up windsurfing. Or change your hair style. Or sharpen your whiteboard markers. Or feed a toucan. Or enjoy the sun. Or do a crossword puzzle. Or buy some cool clothes. Or go to the beach. Or play croquet with your dad. Or water your plants. Or build a doll house. Or invite some friends over for salmon and white wine.

      See you next month!

      20 votes
    22. Colossal Game Adventure Schedule: April - September 2026

      Schedule Month Game Host April 2026 Space Rogue Space u/vili May 2026 Sid Meier's Pirates! Pirate u/vili June 2026 Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow u/Lapbunny July 2026 Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals...

      Schedule

      Month Game Host
      April 2026 Space Rogue Space u/vili
      May 2026 Sid Meier's Pirates! Pirate u/vili
      June 2026 Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow u/Lapbunny
      July 2026 Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals u/zod000
      August 2026 The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past u/Boojum
      September 2026 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 u/J-Chiptunator

      Discussion Topics

      Each month will have two discussion topics:

      • "Insert Cartridge" - 1st of the month
      • "Remove Cartridge" - 28th of the month (25th for February)

      Insert Cartridge topics are primarily for getting the game set up and running. Remove Cartridge topics are primarily for reflecting on the game once you've played it. However, the game itself and anything else related to it can be discussed in either one.


      Hosting

      Each month, the discussion topics will be posted by a different "host" who will act as the emcee for that month.

      Hosting is not required, but it is encouraged that people host months for games that they are either already very familiar with or that they are strongly interested in playing.

      People who nominated a game will be given preference for hosting, otherwise it will be given to whomever claims it first.

      Check out old months to get a feel for what it's like.

      Required Hosting Responsibilities
      • Editing the templates for the month's "Insert Cartridge" and "Remove Cartridge" topics.
      • Posting the month's "Insert Cartridge" and "Remove cartridge topics.
      Optional Hosting Responsibilities
      • Talking up the game.
      • Giving tips/tricks/guides/cheats.
      • Sharing your own thoughts/memories/reflections.
      • Asking questions.
      • Anything else you feel like doing (e.g. setting up a multiplayer tournament, making game-related memes, sharing fun trivia, etc.)

      If you would like to host a month, let me know which one and I will add you to the schedule.

      Before your month begins, I will send you a "Hosting Package" featuring templates that you can edit to your liking.

      If no one claims a month, I will host it as a fallback.


      Voting Results

      The top 6 games from the voting round were chosen to be played.

      Of the remaining games:

      • The top 50% will advance to the next round. They will start the next round with a base score of 30% of their vote totals.
      • The bottom 50% will be removed from the list.

      Removed games will be able to be re-nominated in future rounds if someone chooses to do so.

      Game Votes Status Rollover Votes
      Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow 31 Won
      The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 29 Won
      Sid Meier’s Pirates! 26 Won
      Tony Hawk’s Pro-Skater 2 26 Won
      Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals 25 Won
      Space Rogue 23 Won
      The Grue That Binds 22 Advances 7
      Another World 19 Advances 6
      Back in a Flash 18 Advances 5
      Tetris 18 Advances 5
      Mother 3 17 Advances 5
      The Genesis of Treasure 17 Advances 5
      Descent 16 Advances 5
      Resident Evil (REmake) 16 Advances 5
      Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 15 Advances 5
      Beneath a Steel Sky 13 Advances 4
      Crystalis 13 Advances 4
      Maniac Mansion 13 Advances 4
      Red Dead Redemption 12 Eliminated
      Scroll Lock-on 10 Eliminated
      The Colonel’s Bequest 10 Eliminated
      Threads of Fate 10 Eliminated
      Behind the Wheel 9 Eliminated
      Metroid 9 Eliminated
      StarTropics 9 Eliminated
      Metroid Prime 8 Eliminated
      JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future 7 Eliminated
      Lode Runner 7 Eliminated
      16 votes
    23. CGA-2026-03 🕹️🐸🕌🔔 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)

      Introduction switches to a dramatic music Once upon a time, aboard a humble and perpetually cursed train, you unraveled its hidden mysteries and stumbled upon a battered yet magnificent vessel,...

      Introduction

      switches to a dramatic music

      Once upon a time, aboard a humble and perpetually cursed train, you unraveled its hidden mysteries and stumbled upon a battered yet magnificent vessel, the fabled Epoch, known to drift through the rivers of time.

      With courage and a bit of chaos, you wrestled with its failing gears, tumbling through one strange era after another, from glittering ages of kings and heroes to worlds of shaky shapes and flickering lights. When at last the poor machine gave out, it left you stranded upon a world that shimmered with hope, one where humans could live once more.

      But strength alone could not carry you through. Words held the power to wound anyone, and with a talking boat as your guide, you braved vast and endless seas. Along your travels, you witnessed wonders beyond counting: dazzling sunsets, curious creatures, and riddles that twisted like waves upon the ocean breeze.

      One day, your voyage brought you to an island grander than imagination, crowned with towers of steel and roads that roared with life. Here, you discovered a new kind of magic: a gleaming machine called a car, and a city that pulsed with speed, shining light and the ability to snatch vehicle parts. Against all odds, you mastered the art of racing, earning cheers from strangers and respect from rivals.

      And how did such triumph end? With celebration, of course! A raucous party full of laughter, music, and friends who toasted your name. Yet among the clinking cups and glowing lamps, one curious drink caught your eye; warm, green, and gleaming like liquid emerald. "Nothing to worry about!" you said with a grin, before the world began to swirl and fade...

      When next you opened your eyes, you awoke in a quiet hospital filled with echoes of distant wars. Your reflection showed smooth, unblemished hands, your face untouched by time. Days passed before truth finally dawned, the doctor's wild tale was no fantasy.

      "WHAAT?!"

      You had been reborn as the Prince of Sablé, bound for the Millefeuille Kingdom in search of the boastful Prince Richard and the princess who vanished by his side. Ahead lay a land of talking frogs, slithering foes, glittering treasures, and tests of both heart and wit. So begins your tale, of friendship, rivalry, and a destiny spun from courage and wealth.

      Welcome, noble traveler, to the world of wonder and whimsy of...


      Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)

      IN GAME BOYS 2026.03.01


      switches to a much, much less dramatic music

      Aaaaaand that's enough wacky storytelling for now. Time to jump into my personal experiences!

      My first brush with Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru came back in 2008, when I randomly pulled a Sabure Prince sticker in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. As years went by (and thanks to our good old broadband Internet), I started connecting the dots, especially after noticing all the interesting nods to this mysterious game hidden in Link's Awakening.

      Remember that suave guy surrounded by frogs in a villa in the middle of nowhere? Yep, that's Prince Richard, and his appearance in Link's Awakening isn't just some random cameo.

      In fact, Link's Awakening actually runs on a modified version of Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru's game engine. You can even see the connection in the way both games handle screen transitions between areas.

      Fast-forward to October 2012: I imported a Japanese 3DS to get around the region lock and play Japan-only titles. The first thing I did? Jump onto the eShop and grab the original Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru.

      I fumbled my way through the story with almost zero Japanese knowledge, relying on a GameFAQs guide to make sense of what was happening. It was charming and funny even then, though the language barrier definitely made me appreciate the idea of a second playthrough with a fan translation someday.

      Around that time, I was also forcing myself to learn hiragana and katakana, mainly to understand what Gulliver (aka Johnny) was rambling about in the Japanese version of Animal Crossing: New Leaf. Reading the low-res Japanese text on a tiny screen was another story, though, it made telling certain characters apart a real challenge.

      Jumping ahead to 2025, one of my two CGA suggestions for the voting thread surprisingly made it through in a three-way tie! Naturally, I fired up the English patch using the bgb emulator and revisited the game, doing some extra reading online along the way.

      I even gave Hemingway's For Whom the Bell Tolls a try to see what inspired the title. Honestly, though, I couldn't stick with it; the dense descriptions and grim themes of war stories just drained me. Two hours of reading for ten pages and remembering nothing? Not the best time. Still, it helped me appreciate how The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls borrows the title, then hops off in a totally different, more lighthearted direction.

      This month, I'm planning another playthrough, this time the old-school way. A genuine DMG-CPU-07 Game Boy, pea-green screen, four fresh AA batteries, and a good light source. A full run only takes about six hours, so battery life won't be an issue.

      With that, it's time to ribbit our way into Millefeuille Kingdom!


      Game Information

      Year of the release: 1992

      Platforms: Game Boy

      Genre(s): Action role-playing

      Links: Mobygames, Wikipedia

      Where to find the game:

      • eBay (Original Release): Prices fluctuate due to the game's uncommon status. A loose cartridge is usually much cheaper than a Complete-in-Box copy (which includes the game, manual, and box).
      • Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Classics: Game Boy App: The Japanese version of the app currently includes this title. You can access it by setting your Nintendo account region to Japan and having an active Nintendo Switch Online membership.
      • Nintendo 3DS - Virtual Console: The game used to be available here, but since the 3DS eShop shut down in March 2023, it’s no longer accessible. Still worth mentioning for the sake of completeness.
      • Sailing the Seven Seas: If you're comfortable navigating the more questionable parts of the internet (and the legal risks that come with it), this is another way people have found the game, though obviously not the recommended route.

      Patching the Game in English

      If you manage to acquire the game's ROM file, make sure its CRC32 checksum matches with C18CD57A before applying any translation patch. Then, apply them in that order:

      1. ryanbgstl's English translation patch for the ROM
      2. Hamikon's Addendum if you want a more faithful title logo

      Can't get any ROM-patching program running? Feel free to use Marc Robledo's Rom Patcher JS website!


      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      • What about its system or era?
      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
      • Ask for help if you get stuck.
      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.

      IMPORTANT: Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      IMPORTANT: Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

      <details>
      <summary>Spoilers</summary>
      
      Spoiler text goes here.
      </details>
      

      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 20th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.


      Without further ado, let's all pop the cartridge in, and power that chunky brick on!

      > CONTINUE

      (Credit to @Boojum for the splash screen. Can't dive deep into pixelated adventures without this masterpiece!)

      18 votes
    24. Colossal Game Adventure: February 2026 Voting Topic

      Welcome to the voting topic for CGA! Anyone can participate. CGA does not require membership and is always open to all. Ballot Formatting Ballot entries are NAME (VOTES) e.g. Pong (3) Copy and...

      Welcome to the voting topic for CGA!

      Anyone can participate. CGA does not require membership and is always open to all.

      Ballot Formatting

      • Ballot entries are NAME (VOTES) e.g. Pong (3)
      • Copy and paste the game titles from the list so they match exactly.
      • The ballots will be tallied using this script from u/Spore_Prince.
      • Any improper ballots will not be counted (but you will get a polite message from me or someone else asking you to fix them beforehand).

      Topic Rules

      • All top-level comments must be ballots and ballots only.
      • Child comments can be anything -- feel free to talk about why you chose what you did.

      Voting Process

      • Each person has 20 votes to distribute among games as they see fit.
      • Each person can allocate a maximum of 5 points per Single Game/Arcade Special.
      • Arcade Specials count as one block (do not vote for each game in them individually).
      • Voting closes 96 hours (4 days) from the posting of this topic. Voting has been extended as a result of rule changes. It will now close in 48 hours from the time of this comment.
      Example Ballot 1 - Valid Ballot
      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (5)
      Portal 3 (5)
      Half-Life 3 (3)
      Team Fortress 3 (2)
      Night Trap (2)
      Xexyz (1)
      Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (1)
      Left 4 Dead 3 (1)
      

      Uses 20 points total, and no game exceeds 5 points

      Example Ballot 2 - Invalid Ballot
      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (10)
      Protal 3 (7)
      Wand of Gamelon (5)
      

      Uses more than 20 points; games exceed 5 points; titles do not match


      Voting Outcomes

      • The top 6 games/Arcade Specials will become the next 6 months of CGA (or more in case of a tie).
      • Of the remaining games, the bottom 50% will be cut from the list.
      • The remaining 50% will stay on the list and will enter the next voting round starting at their current point totals instead of 0.

      Game List

      Game Rollover Votes
      Another World 8
      Back in a Flash
      Bloons Tower Defense
      Line Rider
      Motherload
      QWOP
      Stick RPG
      13
      Behind the Wheel
      Lego Island
      Rally-X
      Sega Rally Championship
      6
      Beneath a Steel Sky 6
      Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow 11
      The Colonel’s Bequest 6
      Crystalis 6
      Descent 8
      Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 5
      The Genesis of Treasure
      Gunstar Heroes
      McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
      Dynamite Headdy
      Alien Soldier
      Light Crusader
      0
      The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      8
      JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future 5
      The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 8
      Lode Runner 5
      Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals 14
      Maniac Mansion 0
      Metroid 6
      Metroid Prime 8
      Mother 3 0
      Red Dead Redemption 0
      Resident Evil (REmake) 0
      Scroll Lock-on
      Einhander
      Ikaruga
      Paradroid
      Raid on Bungeling Bay
      Thunder Force IV
      6
      Sid Meier’s Pirates! 15
      Space Rogue 0
      StarTropics 7
      Tetris 6
      Threads of Fate 6
      Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 5
      21 votes
    25. CGA-2026-02 🕹️🚗 REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ Racing Lagoon

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers
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      \~~~~~~~~~~/~_--~~~------~~~~~     \
       `---`\  _-~      |                   \
         _-~  <_         |                     \[]
       / ___     ~~--[""] |      ________-------'_
      > /~` \    |-.   `\~~.~~~~~                _ ~ - _
       ~|  ||\%  |       |    ~  ._                ~ _   ~ ._
         `_//|_%  \      |          ~  .              ~-_   /\
                `--__     |    _-____  /\               ~-_ \/.
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                         ~~-/._<   \ \`~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ##--~/
                               \    ) |`------##---~~~~-~  ) )
                                ~-_/_/                  ~~ ~~
      

      Yokohama

      1999

      You've got big shoulders and big dreams

      Headlights flash

      I challenge you to a race

       You            Me
      
      START          START
        |              |
        |              |
        |              |
        |              |
         \              \
          \              \
           \              \
            ----           ----CRASH
               |               
               |
               |
               |
             FINISH
      

      Drat! It's always those hard turns, isn't it?!

      You and your big shoulders win

      Take your prize from my loser car

      Prize
                                ______    ______   __                     
                               /      \  /      \ |  \                    
       ______ ____   __    __ |  $$$$$$\|  $$$$$$\| $$  ______    ______  
      |      \    \ |  \  |  \| $$_  \$$| $$_  \$$| $$ /      \  /      \ 
      | $$$$$$\$$$$\| $$  | $$| $$ \    | $$ \    | $$|  $$$$$$\|  $$$$$$\
      | $$ | $$ | $$| $$  | $$| $$$$    | $$$$    | $$| $$    $$| $$   \$$
      | $$ | $$ | $$| $$__/ $$| $$      | $$      | $$| $$$$$$$$| $$      
      | $$ | $$ | $$ \$$    $$| $$      | $$      | $$ \$$     \| $$      
       \$$  \$$  \$$  \$$$$$$  \$$       \$$       \$$  \$$$$$$$ \$$      
      

      For those that didn't play the game, that's basically Racing Lagoon in a nutshell! Except, well, the plot gets more involved (and... weird), and there's a city map you get to cruise on, and you can save at a gas station, etc.

      But the key points are all there:

      • Racing
      • Getting new parts
      • Big shoulders

      Anyway, let us know what you thought of the game!

      Next month will be hosted by the inimitable and incredible @J-Chiptunator and we'll be playing Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls).

      Month Game Host
      March 2026 Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
      (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
      u/J-Chiptunator

      Source for the ASCII art car
      Source for the prize text
      Source for the race art (It's me, I drew that. Art is my passion.)

      12 votes
    26. Colossal Game Adventure: February 2026 lobbying topic

      Welcome to the lobbying topic for CGA! This is your chance to try to sway people's votes by endorsing certain titles. Let people know why a certain game is awesome, or how a particular entry is of...

      Welcome to the lobbying topic for CGA!

      This is your chance to try to sway people's votes by endorsing certain titles. Let people know why a certain game is awesome, or how a particular entry is of historical value, or why others really need to play this gem of yesteryear.

      Lobbying is not limited in any way, so you can endorse/support as many entries as you like.

      Negative lobbying is also allowed, but please try to do it as fairly as possible. The point isn't to rag on someone else's choices, but it might be acceptable in cases such as "The camera controls unfortunately can be very frustrating" or "It's quite hard to get up and running." Basically: try to keep it to valuable information that people would want to know before playing, but not for the purposes of hating on a game in particular.

      Anyone can participate. CGA does not require membership and is always open to all.

      Importantly, this is NOT the final voting topic. This topic will remain up for 48 hours, after which we will hold the voting in a separate topic.


      A reminder on the voting mechanics

      Just so people remember how the voting will go and can plan accordingly:

      • Each person will have 20 votes to distribute among games they see fit.
      • Each person will be able to allocate a maximum of 5 points per Single Game/Arcade Special.

      A reminder on the culling mechanics

      And again, so people can plan for what happens to the list once voting is completed:

      • The top 6 games will be chosen to be played (or more in the event of a tie).
      • The top 50% will advance to the next round. They will start the next round with a base score of 70% of their vote totals.
      • The bottom 50% will be removed from the list.

      Game List

      All nominations and boosts have been added, so this is the final list of games and their vote totals that we will be deciding on.

      Game Rollover Votes
      Another World 19
      Back in a Flash
      Bloons Tower Defense
      Line Rider
      Motherload
      QWOP
      Stick RPG
      25
      Behind the Wheel
      Lego Island
      Rally-X
      Sega Rally Championship
      15
      Beneath a Steel Sky 15
      Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow 23
      The Colonel’s Bequest 15
      Crystalis 15
      Descent 18
      Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 13
      The Genesis of Treasure
      Gunstar Heroes
      McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
      Dynamite Headdy
      Alien Soldier
      Light Crusader
      0
      The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      15
      JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future 12
      The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 15
      Lode Runner 12
      Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals 26
      Maniac Mansion 0
      Metroid 14
      Metroid Prime 19
      Mother 3 0
      Red Dead Redemption 0
      Resident Evil (REmake) 0
      Scroll Lock-on
      Einhander
      Ikaruga
      Paradroid
      Raid on Bungeling Bay
      Thunder Force IV
      14
      Sid Meier’s Pirates 24
      Space Rogue 0
      StarTropics 15
      Tetris 13
      Threads of Fate 15
      Tony Hawk’s Pro-Skater 2 13
      12 votes
    27. Colossal Game Adventure: February 2026 nominations topic

      We are up for another round of nominations for Colossal Game Adventure, Tildes' very own retro video game club! These nominations will form the ballot for the next round of voting, in which will...

      We are up for another round of nominations for Colossal Game Adventure, Tildes' very own retro video game club!

      These nominations will form the ballot for the next round of voting, in which will we choose the next SIX games to play after March's Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls).

      Nominations for CGA do not start fresh each time. We rollover the top 50% of nominations from the previous round, and we decay their vote totals by 30%. So, many of the previously nominated games are still eligible to win in the upcoming voting.


      Procedural Details

      Nominations will be open for 96 hours (4 days) from the time of this posting.

      Anyone can nominate. You do not have to have previously taken part in CGA in order to participate.

      Anyone nominating in this topic will be added to the CGA notification list if they're not already on there (unless you request otherwise).

      There is no hard definition for "retro." Choose whatever you feel fits that label.

      Games that have been nominated in the past but were cut are still eligible for nomination again. They do not get "locked out" of CGA.

      Voting will follow in a separate topic, and I will also be trying out a "lobbying" topic this time around to see how that goes. More on that in the comments.


      Nomination Process

      Everyone has the ability to take one (and ONLY one) official action for the nominations topic.

      EITHER: Boost a rolled-over title.

      This will add 3 points to the title's rollover points from the previous round.
      You will also be able to add points to the game during the voting round.
      The purpose of this is to limit new nominations if there are games already in the list that strongly interest you.

      OR: Nominate a new title.

      This will add a new game/arcade special to the ballot.
      An arcade special is a group of shorter/smaller games meant to be played together.
      Any new title starts at 0 points.


      Nomination Formatting

      Please do the following:

      Bold your action (boosting/nominating).

      If nominating, please link to your title on MobyGames. (You do not need to do this for boosting since the links are already in the list.)

      Examples:

      Boosting a game:

      • Boost: Lode Runner

      Nominating a game:

      Nominating an Arcade Special:

      It is recommended (but not required) that you share why you are nominating/boosting a particular game as well.


      Rollover Titles

      Game Rollover Votes
      Arcade Special: Back in a Flash
      Bloons Tower Defense
      Line Rider
      Motherload
      QWOP
      Stick RPG
      22
      Sid Meier’s Pirates 21
      Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow 20
      Another World 19
      Metroid Prime 19
      Descent 18
      Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals 17
      StarTropics 15
      Arcade Special: Behind the Wheel
      Lego Island
      Rally-X
      Sega Rally Championship
      15
      Crystalis 15
      The Colonel’s Bequest 15
      Threads of Fate 15
      Beneath a Steel Sky 15
      Metroid 14
      Arcade Special: Scroll Lock-on
      Einhander
      Ikaruga
      Paradroid
      Raid on Bungeling Bay
      Thunder Force IV
      14
      Tetris 13
      Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist 13
      Tony Hawk’s Pro-Skater 2 13
      JSRF: Jet Set Radio Future 12
      Lode Runner 12
      Arcade Special: The Grue That Binds
      Border Zone
      Twisted!
      Zork
      12
      The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 12
      15 votes
    28. CGA-2026-02 🕹️🚗 INSERT CARTRIDGE 🟢 Racing Lagoon

      Racing Lagoon Versions: The only official release was the release of PlayStation 1 disc version in Japan. Platforms: PlayStation Genre(s): Racing/Driving, Role-playing Links: Mobygames, Wikipedia...

      Racing Lagoon


      Versions: The only official release was the release of PlayStation 1 disc version in Japan.

      Platforms: PlayStation

      Genre(s): Racing/Driving, Role-playing

      Links: Mobygames, Wikipedia

      Stores:

      • Regrettably, there is no modern digital distribution for this game, so as much as I hate to say it, we're all on our own acquiring it. It should be noted that a fan translation exists, for which the patch is available here (it's a patreon link, but it's not paywalled), but as usual for translations released in patch format, you will still need to acquire your own copy of the game to patch.

      Game Setup

      The main purpose of this topic is to get people up and running with the game. As such, it's recommended that you:

      • Share which version of the game you're playing
      • Share what hardware you're playing it on
      • Share if there are any tools/mods that you recommend
      • Share anything you think is important for people to know before they start the game
      • Ask questions if you need help

      Another purpose of this topic is to revisit the game and its time period:

      • Do you have any memories or associations with this game itself?
      • What about its system or era?
      • What aspects of retro gaming were common at the time?
      • What other games from the same time period are you familiar with?
      • What are you expecting from this game in particular?

      Finally, this topic is the beginning discussion for people starting to play it:

      • Post updates sharing your thoughts as you play.
      • Ask for help if you get stuck.
      • Offer help to others.

      It is recommended that you reply to your own posts if you are making consecutive updates so that they are in the same thread.


      Important

      • Any links to the game should be legal distributions of the game only. Please do NOT link to any unauthorized copies.

      • Put any spoilers in a dropdown block. Copy/paste the block below if needed.

      <details>
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      FAQ

      What is CGA?

      Colossal Game Adventure (CGA) is Tildes' retro video game club.

      Each month we will play a different retro game/games, discuss our thoughts, and bask in the glorious digital experiences of yesteryear!

      Colossal Game Adventure is a reference to Colossal Cave Adventure. It's one of the most influential games of all time, one of the first text-based interactive games, and one of the first games to be shared online.

      What do we want to do with this group? Play influential games; interact with each other through text; and share the love for retro games online!

      It also abbreviates to CGA (because we love chunky pixel art), and its name communicates the Colossal amount of fun and excitement that we have with retro video Games in our shared Adventure of playing them together.

      Do I have to sign up?

      No. Participation is open to all.

      There is a Notification List that will get pinged each time a new topic goes up. If you would like to join that list, please PM u/kfwyre.

      Are there restrictions on what/how to play?

      Each month will have a focus game or games that will guide our discussions. Beyond that, there are no restrictions. The philosophy of CGA is to play in a way that works for you!

      This means:

      • Choose whichever version of the game you want.
      • You can use cheats, save states, mods, etc.
      • You can watch a streamer or longplay instead of playing it.

      If you have already played a game and want a different experience:

      • Try a randomizer or challenge run.
      • Play a different version of it.
      • Play a related game (sequel, spiritual successor, something inspired by it, etc.)

      There is no wrong way to participate in CGA, and every different way someone participates will make for more interesting discussions.

      What is the schedule?

      Each month the Insert Cartidge topic will be posted on the 1st, while the Remove Cartridge topic will be posted on the 20th.

      Nomination and voting topics will happen in March and September (every 6 months).

      Schedules are also posted then.

      All CGA topics are available using the colossal game adventure tag.

      What do Insert and Remove Cartridge mean?

      Inserting and removing cartridges are our retro metaphor for starting and stopping a given game or games.

      The Insert Cartridge topic happens at the beginning of the month and is primarily about getting the game up and running.

      The Remove Cartridge topic happens toward the end of the month and is primarily about people reflecting on the game now that they've played it.

      There are no hard restrictions on what has to go in either topic, and each can be used to discuss the game, post updates, ask questions, etc.

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    29. CGA-2026-01 🕹️⛵🛡️ REMOVE CARTRIDGE ⏏️ The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

      Warning: this post may contain spoilers

      Welcome back, Heroes of Wind! (For the sake of full disclosure I myself am not yet a Hero of Wind, but should be within an hour or so...)

      Hopefully everyone enjoyed their second consecutive month on the high seas as much as I did - I'd say at this point, we can basically consider ourselves a pirate club!

      I had initially planned to actually plan something to write about in this post, but due to taking on way too many things this month I unfortunately haven't really had a chance to do any research beyond my own (almost) completion of the game. Hopefully any Wind Waker veterans in here will be able to help us out with any important insight that I am certainly overlooking!

      For me, the most notable thing about The Wind Waker is how strongly it influenced the most recent two Zelda games. I'd say it seems to be the game that contributed the most to the modern Zelda formula. The freedom it offers you in being able to simply choose a direction and start exploring is a feature that is more or less missing from most 3D Zelda games. Also, the sheer scale of the world is really only comparable to BOTW and Tears. And I would be remiss if I didn't mention the Koroks - I had no idea that was a Wind Waker thing!

      While I had heard about it in passing, actually seeing the underwater kingdom in this game was a strangely nostalgic experience. The way they tied in the old angular Link statue was very cool; I imagine it is safe to assume that an extremely long time passed between Ocarina of Time and The Wind Waker to allow for such evolutionary toon-ification.

      I wish I had had more time to finish exploring more thoroughly and compile a list of secrets. I just finished exploring the map today, and know there are still plenty of things that I have yet to see. So instead of rushing through the last dungeon, I decided to post this for now, then come back to share more thoughts in the comments later.

      Next month, join us as u/Kawa guides us on a trip to the lagoon... the Racing Lagoon!

      Month Game Host
      February 2026 Racing Lagoon u/Kawa
      March 2026 Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
      (The Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
      u/J-Chiptunator

      Until next time, you filthy bilge rats!

      20 votes