What is art?
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What a magnificent purchase.
I fixed the saddle on my bike and now it’s less saddle than duct tape.
I was so mesmerized I took it cycling with me, and stopped near the road to put some tape on the handlebar.
It looked neat, sharp, complete.
When I got home I told my husband about my duct tape, and all the little things I could use it for.
He was not very enthusiastic, so I shut his mouth. With duct tape.
I then shut his nostrils and made his head into a cute little football.
It looked neat, sharp, complete.
He wiggled back and forth. It was adorable for a while. And then he stopped.
I need to buy some duct tape.