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    1. European Soccer - This week results (10.0.2018) - *Includes Champions League and Europa League*

      Champions League - Matchweek 2 Match Score Statistics Group A Atlético Madrid-Club Brugge KV 3-1 28', 67' Griezmann A., 90+4' Koke; 39' Groeneveld A. Borussia Dortmund-Monaco 3-0 51' Larsen J-B.,...

      Champions League - Matchweek 2

      Match Score Statistics
      Group A
      Atlético Madrid-Club Brugge KV 3-1 28', 67' Griezmann A., 90+4' Koke; 39' Groeneveld A.
      Borussia Dortmund-Monaco 3-0 51' Larsen J-B., 72' Paco A., 90+2' Reus M.
      Group B
      PSV-Inter 1-2 27' Rosario P.; 44' Nainggolan R., 60' Icardi M.
      Tottenham-Barcelona 2-4 52' Kane H., 66' Lamela E.; 2' Coutinho, 28' Rakitic I., 56', 90' Messi L.
      Group C
      PSG-FK Crvena zvezda 6-1 20', 22', 81' Neymar, 37' Cavani E., 42' Di Maria A., 70' Mbappe K.; 74' Marin M.
      Napoli-Liverpool 1-0 90' Insigne L.
      Group D
      FC Porto-Galatasaray 1-0 49' Marega M.
      Lokomotiv Moscow-Schalke04 0-1 88' McKennie W.
      Group E
      AEK Athens FC-Benfica 2-3 53', 63' Klonaridis V.; 6' Seferovic H., 15' Grimaldo A., 74' Semedo A.
      Bayern Munich-Ajax 1-1 4' Hummels M.; 22' Mazraoui N.
      Group F
      Hoffenheim-Manchester City 1-2 1' Belfodil I.; 8' Aguero S., 87' Silva D.
      Lyon-Shakhtar Donetsk 2-2 70' Dembele M., 72' Dubois L., 44', 55' Moraes J.
      Group G
      AS Roma-Viktoria Plzen 5-0 3', 40' 90+2' Dzeko, 64' Under C., 73' Kluivert J.
      CSKA Moscow-Real Madrid 1-0 2' Vlasic N.
      Group H
      Juventus-Young Boys 3-0 5', 33', 69' Dybala P.
      Manchester United-Valencia 0-0

      Europa League - Matchweek 2

      Match Score Statistics
      Group A
      Bayer Leverkusen-AEK Larnaca 4-2 44' Havertz K., 49', 88' Alario L., 90+2' Brandt J.; 25' Trickovski I., 90+1' Raspas D.
      Zurich-Ludogorets 1-0 84' Palsson V.
      Group B
      Rosenborg-RB Leipzig 1-3 79' Jebali I.; 12' Augustin J., 54' Konate I., 61' Cunha M.
      Salzburg-Celtic 3-1 55', 73'(Pen) Dabbur M., 61' Minamino T.; 2' Edouard O.
      Group C
      Bordeaux-FC Copenhagen 1-2 84' Sankhare Y., 42' Sotiriou P., 90+2' Skov R.
      Zenit Petersburg-Slavia Prague 1-0 80' Kokorin A.
      Group D
      Anderlecht-Dinamo Zagreb 0-2 19'(Pen) Hajrovic I., 68' Gojak A.
      Fenerbahce-Trnava 2-0 52', 69' Slimani I.
      Group E
      Qarabag-Arsenal 0-3 4' Sokratis, 53' Smith-Rowe E., 80' Guendouzi M.
      Vorskla Poltava-Sporting 1-2 10' Kulach V.; 90+1' Montero F., 90+3' Cabral J.
      Group F
      AC Milan-Olympiakos Piraeus 3-1 70', 79' Cutrone P., 76' Higuain G.; 14' Guerrero
      Betis-Dudelange 3-0 55' Sanabria A., 80' Lo Celso G., 88' Tello C.
      Group G
      Rangers-Rapid Vienna 3-1 44', 90+5' Morelos A., 84(Pen) Tavernier J.; 42' Berisha V.
      Spartak Moscow-Villarreal 3-3 34'(Pen), 82' Ze Luis, 85' Melgarejo N.; 13' Ekambi K., 49' Fornals P., 90+6' Cazorla S.
      Group H
      Apollon-Marseille 2-2 74' Makovic S., 90+1' Zelaya E.; 50' Payet D., 67' Luiz Gustavo
      Eintracht Frankfurt-Lazio 4-1 4', 90+4' da Costa D., 28' Kostic F., 52' Jovic L.; 23' Parolo M.
      Group I
      Malmo FF-Besiktas 2-0 53'(OG) Ekrin C., 76'(Pen) Rosenberg M.
      Sarpsborg 08-Genk 3-1 6', 63' Mortensen P., 54' Zachariassen K.; 49' Trossard L.
      Group J
      Krasnodar-Sevilla 2-1 72' Pereyra M., 88' Okriashvili T.; 43'(OG) Kabore C.
      St. Liege-Akhisar Genclik Spor 2-1 17' Emond R., 40' Djenepo M.; 32' Ayik O.
      Group K
      FC Astana-Rennes 2-0 64' Zainutdinov B., 90+1' Tomasov M.
      Jablonec-Dynamo Kyiv 2-2 33' Hovorka D., 81' Travnik M.; 8' Tsygankov V., 14' Garmash D.
      Group L
      BATE-PAOK 1-4 61'(OG) Crespo J. A.; 6' Prijovic A., 11,' 17' Jaba L., 73' Palkas D.
      Chelsea-MOL Vidi 1-0 70' Morata A.

      English Premier League - Matchweek 8

      Match Score Statistics
      Brighton-West Ham 1-0 25' Murray G.
      Burnley-Huddersfield 1-1 20' Vokes S.; 66' Schindler C.
      Crystal Palace-Wolves 0-1 56' Doherty M.
      Fulham-Arsenal 1-5 44' Schurrle A.; 29', 49' Lacazette A., 67' Ramsey A., 79', 90+1' Aubameyang P.
      Leicester -Everton 1-2 40'Ricardo Pereira; 7' Richarlison, 77' Sigurdsson G.
      Liverpool-Manchester City 0-0
      Manchester United-Newcastle 3-2 70' Mata J., 76' Martial A., 90' Sanchez A.; 7' Kenedy, 10' Muto Y.
      Southampton-Chelsea 0-3 30' Hazard E., 57' Barkley R., 90+3' Morata A.
      Tottenham-Cardiff 1-0 8' Dier E.
      Watford-Bournemouth 0-4 14' Brooks D., 33'(Pen), 45' King J.,47' Wilson C.

      LaLiga - Matchweek 8

      Match Score Statistics
      Alaves-Real Madrid 1-0 90+5' Garcia M.
      Athetic Bilbao-Real Sociedad 1-3 32' Muniain I.; 30'(Pen), 74'(Pen) Oyarzabal M., 47' Sangalli L.
      Atlético Madrid-Betis 1-0 74' Correa A.
      Espanyol-Villarreal 3-1 7' Perez H., 79' Darder S., 90+2' Piatti P.; 45' Ekambi K.
      Getafe-Levante 0-1 60' Bardhi E.
      Girona-Eibar 2-3 40', 42' Stuani C.; 12'(Pen) Charles, 45+4' Arbilla A., 72' Enrich S.
      Leganes-Rayo Vallecano 1-0 14' Carrillo G.
      Sevilla-Celta Vigo 2-1 39' Sarabia P., 61' Ben Yedder W.; 85' Boufal S.
      Valencia-Barcelona 1-1 2' Garay E.; 23' Messi L.
      Valladolid-Huesca 1-0 28' Alcaraz R.

      Serie A - Matchweek 8

      Match Score Statistics
      AC Milan-Chievo 3-1 27', 34' Higuain G., 86' Bonavertura G.; 63' Pellissier S.
      Atalanta-Sampdoria 0-1 76' Tonelli L.
      Cagliari-Bologna 2-0 22' Joao Pedro, 68' Pavoletti L.
      Empoli-AS Roma 0-2 36' N'Zonzi S., 85' Dzeko E.
      Genoa-Parma 1-3 6' Piatek K.; 16' Rigoni L., 26' Siligardi L., 30' Ceravolo F.
      Lazio-Fiorentina 1-0 37' Immobile C.
      Napoli-Sassuolo 2-0 3' Ounas A., 72' Insigne L.
      Spal-Inter Milan 1-2 72' Paloschi A.; 14', 78' Icardi M.
      Torino-Frosinone 3-2 20' Rincon T., 46' Baselli D., 71' Berenguer A.; 58' Goldaniga E., 64' Ciano C.
      Udinese-**Juventus 0-2 33' Batancour R., 37' Ronaldo C.

      Bundesliga - Matchweek 7

      Match Score Statistics
      Bayern Munich-Borussia Monchengladbach 0-3 10' Plea A., 16' Stindl L., 88' Herrmann P.
      Borussia Dortmund-Augsburg 4-3 62', 80', 90+6' Paco A., 84' Gotze M.; 22' Finnbogason A., 71' Max P., 87' Gregoritsch M.
      Dusseldorf-Schalke04 0-2 47' McKennie W., 53' Bergstaller G.
      Freiburg-Bayer Leverkusen 0-0
      Hannover-Stuttgart 3-1 30', 45+1' Wood B., 90+1' Bebou I.; 50' Gomez M.
      Hoffenheim-Eintracht Frankfurt 1-2 82' Nelson R.; 40' Rebic A., 46' Jovic L.
      Mainz-Hertha Berlin 0-0
      RB Leipzig-Nurnberg 6-0 3' Kampl K., 7' Poulsen Y., 21', 55' Sabitzer M., 32', 59' Werner T.
      Werder Bremen-Wolfsburg 2-0 35' Klaassen D., 86' Eggestein J.

      Ligue 1 - Matchweek 9

      Match Score Statistics
      Amiens-Dijon 1-0 39' Ghoddos S.
      Angers-Strasbourg 2-2 58' Capelle P., 90+2' Thomas R.; 2', 40' Mothiba L.
      Bordeaux-Nantes 3-0 5' Karamoh Y., 7', 42'(Pen) Kamano F.
      Guingamp-Montpellier 1-1 64' Benezet N.; 30' Delort A.
      Lille-Saint Etienne 3-1 17', 46' Bamba J., 85' Pepe N.; 26'(Pen) Cabella R.
      Marseille-Caen 2-0 35' Mitroglou K., 45' Thauvin F.
      Monaco-Rennes 1-2 49' Falcao, 14', Da Silva D., 77' Ben Arfa H.
      Nimes-Reims 0-0
      PSG-Lyon 5-0 9'(Pen) Neymar, 61', 66', 69', 74' Mbappe K.
      Toulouse-Nice 1-1 54' Dossevi M.; 29' Srarfi B.
      7 votes
    2. Would there be any want or need for a Tildes Discord Server?

      As the title says, I'm wondering if there is any want or need for a Tildes Discord server. I have a few ideas on how it might work, and how to make it a better for discussion than the usual...

      As the title says, I'm wondering if there is any want or need for a Tildes Discord server. I have a few ideas on how it might work, and how to make it a better for discussion than the usual Discord server.

      My personal reason for wanting a Tildes Discord server is that right now, Tildes is a slow site. Posts are made once every hour or so, and while I'd much rather have the hourly high-effort and interesting posts than low-quality posts, a Discord server would be able to facilitate more direct and speedy discussion. The problem is that a Discord server is inherently geared towards more low-quality discussion already, so a pretty extensive system might have to be put into place to make it work.

      However, I don't want to go through the process of creating only to find out that no one is interested. If there is significant interest, I'll do a write-up of the ideas I have and add them onto this post.

      Slightly unrelated, but I'm still getting adjusted to the tag system. If I've done anything wrong there, please let me know.

      Edit: Many helpful users have pointed out and shown many problems with the idea, as well as Deimos' stance on them. Right now it just seems to not be worth it, but I'll keep the idea on the backburner for the future perhaps.

      10 votes
    3. Shooting Stars as a Service - Japanese space entertainment company ALE will provide on-demand shooting stars for your event

      I was watching my favorite weekly space show on YouTube, TMRO, and I learned about Astro Live Experiences (ALE.) They will soon launch two test satellites which will be able to provide a burst of...

      I was watching my favorite weekly space show on YouTube, TMRO, and I learned about Astro Live Experiences (ALE.) They will soon launch two test satellites which will be able to provide a burst of 30-40 man made shooting stars at a prearranged time and place, for a fee.

      Japanese company ALE is the first "space entertainment" company of which I am aware. The only event in the same ballpark was New Zealand based RocketLab's Humanity Star which caused a large amount of controversy. ALE's initial technology will allow a 200km radius of earth to see their multi-color shooting star show. According to the interview on TMRO, in the long term, they are planning to allow image rendering and even artificial aurora.

      This type of business seems inevitable as we advance into space. I can see some benefits and some downsides to this technology. What do you all think of this?

      Maybe this topic belongs in ~misc

      14 votes
    4. Americans here: what is right wing, what is left wing?

      I know that I might be opening a can of worms, so please allow me to start my post with a request to not create deep comment chains with back-and-forth unproductive discussion. Let's do it...

      I know that I might be opening a can of worms, so please allow me to start my post with a request to not create deep comment chains with back-and-forth unproductive discussion. Let's do it scientific-ish, and share our answers as top-level comments that expose our perception, thoughs and answer. If you disagree an answer, post a toplevel comment that exposes your view, instead of direct refutals to individual comments. I believe that's a more productive approach.

      The right-left distinction in US politics is quite different to what it is in other parts of the world. Your right wing politics supports free speech for example, which in most parts of the world is an oxymoron. Could you explain me which ideas and stances are classified as right wing and which left wing in the US politics? Please read the above request before responding, I really don't want to start a political flame war and would be sorry if this turned into such a thing and became a burden on the mod(s).

      20 votes
    5. High Flight

      Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth Of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things...

      Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
      And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
      Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
      Of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
      You have not dreamed of — Wheeled and soared and swung
      High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
      I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
      My eager craft through footless halls of air...
      Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
      I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
      Where never lark or ever eagle flew —
      And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
      The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
      Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
      ---By John Gillespie Magee Jr

      6 votes
    6. Windows Controlled Folder Access

      I recently enabled controlled folder access in Windows 10. It restricts programs from modifying folders in a blacklist. I have all of the music/pictures/videos/documents/desktop folders and...

      I recently enabled controlled folder access in Windows 10. It restricts programs from modifying folders in a blacklist.

      I have all of the music/pictures/videos/documents/desktop folders and folders containing backups added, is there anything else I should consider adding?

      7 votes
    7. Feedback and future development of Tildes Extended

      It's been a while since I've managed to follow the development of the Tildes community so I don't know how many invite waves we've had since then. For the uninitiated, back in the first 30 days (I...

      It's been a while since I've managed to follow the development of the Tildes community so I don't know how many invite waves we've had since then.

      For the uninitiated, back in the first 30 days (I think?) I started a plugin project for Chrome and Firefox that is meant to be the "reddit enhancement suite" light but for tildes. A sort of Tildes Companion (that would have been another good name, damn).

      Anyway, after an initial 2-3 weeks of furious development, some of it with the help of the good @Bauke, I've had to slow down quite a bit due to a big workload coming in at my company. After that I've had several family issues to deal with... to cut it short I neglected my beloved little code monster and today I saw not one, but two PM on tildes, asking me if I basically was alive and well :P

      So I thought that maybe it was the moment to ask for a feedback and, eventually, help.

      For reference, this is the github page.


      If you'd like to take part in the project you should know that:

      • It's written using jquery
        I thought of using other libraries or pure js but in the end it was the better compromise between spreaded knowledge and ease of use. Even if it's not the faster or lighter, taking up jquery is relatively easy compared to other libraries.
      • You have to have a minimum understanding of how plugins works for both chrome and firefox
        I started it after a long hiatus (I think 8 years) between this and the previous plugin I wrote, so if I could do it, you can as well :)
      • If you want to have access to the publishing / code review / merge features, you have to show me a decent understanding of code design
        I'm not particularly picky but I'd like to be sure that the plugins doesn't go live with lots of spaghetti code. There are already a couple of points in which I wanted to review and rewrite some code and I'd like to know that whoever will take responsability for the code quality, is at least concerned with quality as much as I am.

      To discuss further technical details please, come on slack (you don't have to even install it, you can use the web client).


      What I'd like to discuss here with you, is if in your opinion, there is still interest in this project or not. From the end-user point of view.

      To have a structured data of the feedback, please use this form. The same form will have a section in case you can/want to help.

      Thank you, anyway, for any input.

      43 votes
    8. Where are the posting buttons?

      I've noticed in the last few days that buttons to post a new topic or comment seem to have disappeared from the site. I have to add /new_topic manually to open a post form and press Ctrl+Enter to...

      I've noticed in the last few days that buttons to post a new topic or comment seem to have disappeared from the site. I have to add /new_topic manually to open a post form and press Ctrl+Enter to post it.

      Is it just me?


      EDIT: If anyone having the same problem with Firefox, it's probably some rogue uBlock Origin filter. What helped me:

      • Go to the uBO settings.
      • Go to the "Filter lists" tab.
      • Push "Purge all caches" and then "Update now".
      • Wait for it to update.
      • Delete all caches and reload the page.

      Either that, or simply disable cosmetic filtering for the site.

      10 votes
    9. I have a friend with a secret.

      hey you, reading the text sample on the homepage. open this. read the whole thing. god i remember why i write when im drunk. i'm back #bishop babyyyyyyyyyy i've got a little friend with an even...

      hey you, reading the text sample on the homepage. open this. read the whole thing.

      god i remember why i write when im drunk. i'm back
      #bishop babyyyyyyyyyy

      i've got a little friend
      with an even smaller secret
      she entrusted it in me
      and i don't know if i can keep it.
      i've got a little friend
      who told me a little secret
      it's the best i've ever heard
      my god i wish i could relive it


      she asked me
      do you trust me?
      as rain poured down on the window

      .

      i replied honey
      would you hurt me?
      'course not, i didn't think so.

      .

      and we laid back
      here it fades black
      a few things i can't tell you.

      .

      you'd be angry
      try to stop me
      don't wanna know what things came to

      .

      but we laid there
      sipping night air
      as the rain fell, room was candlelit

      .

      she felt a little-bittle afraid.
      are you okay?
      i promise you i can handle it.

      .

      she laid back, she said alright
      i hope that you're right
      don't wanna send you scrambling

      .

      then she got close,
      told me a secret
      my god i felt outstanding


      i've got a little friend
      with an even smaller secret
      she entrusted it in me
      and i don't know if i can keep it.
      i've got a little friend
      who told me a little secret
      it's the best i've ever heard
      my god i wish i could relive it

      (oh my god)

      i've got a little friend
      with an even smaller secret
      she trusted me with it, by-
      god i can barely believe it
      i've got a little friend
      with an itty-bitty secret
      god i never knew that
      i would come to need it


      then she made me promise
      that i wouldn't go and spread
      the word about my findings

      .

      said she'd be upset with me
      and told me all these nasty things
      about what she would do to me

      .

      i gotta tan baby with
      a little white secret
      ......can you believe it

      ....
      ....
      ..my god i can't believe it

      .

      .

      WHISPERS IN THE DARK

      WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE A PLAYGROUND

      NOW YOU WENT AND GOT IT BAD

      WENT POKEMON AND WHITED OUT

      YOU GOT A GOOD FRIEND

      SHE GAVE YOU A SECRET

      I'VE NEVER MET SOMEBODY WEAKER

      HOW THE HELL COULDN'T YOU KEEP IT


      i've got a little friend
      with an even smaller secret
      she entrusted it in me
      and i don't know if i can keep it.
      i've got a little friend
      who told me a little secret
      it's the best i've ever heard
      my god i wish i could relive it

      .

      i dont know why i even try to write sober lmao.i cant wait to move to a legal state and just stay crossfaded 24/7.

      imagine the shit i'll come up with.

      making my own music. putting my heart in the lyivs, actually being able to record.

      you lot might actually be able to hear one of these "peoms" put to music

      14 votes
    10. Does the Expansion Pass for Xenoblade Chronicles 2 improve or break it?

      I just got Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and am wondering if it makes sense to get the Expension Pass already from the start or rather wait before I finish the game. What I am concerned about is that it...

      I just got Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and am wondering if it makes sense to get the Expension Pass already from the start or rather wait before I finish the game.

      What I am concerned about is that it makes the game too easy or that it adds some unneeded items that stick out of the original story/feeling too much.

      Is that the case, or is it rather just ironing out some small nit-picks and the DLCs make it better?

      7 votes
    11. Should comments be locked after a topic is inactive for a period of time?

      Since activity is the default view when looking at tildes, it seems like bumping a topic all the way to the top after each new comment can get a little abusive after the topic has existed for...

      Since activity is the default view when looking at tildes, it seems like bumping a topic all the way to the top after each new comment can get a little abusive after the topic has existed for quite a while.

      I'm thinking there should be some sort of restriction that after a topic has been inactive for a certain amount of time, it does one of four things:

      1. It closes. New comments cannot be added, but votes can still be added.
      2. A warning appears upon clicking the reply or add new comment button, warning the user that this will bump the topic, maybe giving the option of a silent reply. (no bumping)
      3. As topics progress in age (think more than a week), new comments bump less and less on the list as the topic becomes less relevant.
      4. As a plugin to the trust system, only users with high enough trust can bump topics after a certain date.
      8 votes
    12. Is this place going to become the anti-thesis of Voat?

      I just joined this website today and I like it quite a bit already. Several of the design choices seem to be really well thought out and the community seems pretty open to discussion, etc. While...

      I just joined this website today and I like it quite a bit already. Several of the design choices seem to be really well thought out and the community seems pretty open to discussion, etc. While reading the initial email you receive when signing up, the creator talks about how this place isn't going to be a bastion of free speech and certain types of content (hate speech, etc) won't be tolerated and I understand where he is coming from.

      I'm sure many people are aware of Voat and how it was a response to Reddit censoring several subreddits (/r/the_donald, /r/fatpeoplehate, etc) and if you go there now, it's pretty much exactly the type of demographic you would expect to occupy those subreddits originally.

      But while I can see where the creator is coming from with his approach, I guess I'm just curious where you guys would draw the line? Because making a place that caters to people that you could say are on the opposite side of the Voat spectrum seems like a great breeding ground for another echo chamber. And I guess I've become a bit disillusioned with the idea that I can get "balanced" opinions on controversial topics on content-aggregate websites. Maybe that's not even possible with this format. Either way, I'm wondering if anyone feels the same.

      64 votes
    13. What is the purpose of the Activity tab at the top?

      The Most Votes/Most Comments/Newest are self explanatory, but what does "activity" mean? I looked at the FAQ and Mechanics blog posts and I didn't see anything explaining it. Is it similar to...

      The Most Votes/Most Comments/Newest are self explanatory, but what does "activity" mean? I looked at the FAQ and Mechanics blog posts and I didn't see anything explaining it. Is it similar to Reddit's "Hot" view? I'm especially curious because it appears to be the default.

      11 votes
    14. How to support a Unionizing effort without putting oneself at risk

      I've been thinking about this for a while; working conditions in the U.S.A., stagnant wages, the growing power of the corporation, and the waning power of the worker. It seems to me that to speak...

      I've been thinking about this for a while; working conditions in the U.S.A., stagnant wages, the growing power of the corporation, and the waning power of the worker. It seems to me that to speak of unionizing in the workplace is so taboo, so fraught with risk of retaliation from the employer, that we need to do something different.

      What if we took an active role in speaking about, supporting, and encouraging people of a completely different industry to our own to unionize? If the employers come down on the leaders, well hey, they don't work in that field.

      So, what do you think?

      23 votes
    15. The ten pills

      hey everyone! found this interesting post on /r/6perks, and i wanted to share it here and see what ideas get shared. You wake up in a chemist's lab. In front of you is a table with 10...

      hey everyone! found this interesting post on /r/6perks, and i wanted to share it here and see what ideas get shared.


      You wake up in a chemist's lab. In front of you is a table with 10 different-coloured pills. You may only choose 3. A warning label notifies you that taking more than 3 will cause instant combustion.

      Which do you choose, and why?


      🔵 Future Pill 🔵

      You can see 10 years into the future or any time sooner, whenever you want. You can see any part of the world.


      🔴 Xray Pill 🔴

      You gain the ability to see through anything as far as you can normally see. Works at any layer.


      🔸 Fly Pill 🔸

      You can fly. You start at a slow speed and require time to speed up to a maximum of 100mph (161kph). You are not immune to low oxygen or harsh temperatures.


      🌿 Drug Pill 🌿

      You gain the ability to automatically be affected by any drug that exists as much as you want, no bad side effects.


      ❤ Sex Appeal Pill ❤

      Anyone you want is instantly attracted to you, you are cured of and immune to STD's. Anyone who you "do" also becomes immune, and son on. Cure the world?


      💠 Disease Immune Pill 💠

      Gives you the ability to become immune to all harmful diseases.


      💰 Money Pill 💰

      You don't become rich, nor have infinite money, but it's like you do. Every time you want to do or have something, your bank account/wallet has exactly as much money as you need.


      💮 Wish Pill 💮

      Gives you the ability to wish for one of two things: any existing object to be teleported in front of you, or for you to be teleported wherever you want. Can only be used once a week. You get a free return ticket if you teleported somewhere. You cannot wish for other pills.


      ♠️ Death Pill ♠️

      Gives you the ability to have any person of your choice killed, with no risk of consequence. Can only be used once every 5 weeks.


      🌟 Painproof Pill 🌟

      You are tougher than Wolverine after drinking green tea or eating spinach. You can still get hurt but you have Olympian-like physique, the skills of the greatest martial artists in the world, you are twice as fast, and your wounds regenerate very quickly.

      17 votes