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    3. Dentist prank advice

      ~life Ask (advice)
      I have a dentist appointment coming up. It's on April 1st, which in the US is sometimes known as April Fool's Day. Last year when I made the appointment, I was joking with them that I was going to...

      I have a dentist appointment coming up. It's on April 1st, which in the US is sometimes known as April Fool's Day. Last year when I made the appointment, I was joking with them that I was going to have to play some kind of a prank since it's going to be April 1st. So I feel like I need to follow through on that, but I'm coming up short on ideas. I did some looking online, but most of the pranks are the dentist playing pranks on the patients, not the other way around. There is this one, but I'm not sure that I can pull that off. I thought I'd see if any of you Tilderitos have any ideas.

      29 votes

    23. Dissapointing affirmation anyone?

      ~health.mental Ask
      Was listening to a pod where one person shared a funny, and having fun is taking care of your ~mental.health This is my kind of humour, an 'article' about it:...

      Was listening to a pod where one person shared a funny, and having fun is taking care of your ~mental.health

      This is my kind of humour, an 'article' about it: https://pleated-jeans.com/2023/08/29/disappointing-affirmations-dave-tarnowski/

      And a link to the instagram account https://www.instagram.com/disappointingaffirmations/ for those who use instagram.

      The episode in question: Divergent Conversations: Episode 106(mp3)

      Maybe this isn't really a good topic, but maybe you'd like to share what makes you laugh, good podcasts or how you use humour for ~mental.health.

      I also wrote something related in one the monthly check in topics, so maybe @chocobean would like to give an update! (Sorry for calling you out like this, just trying to have some fun)

      19 votes

    36. Post your good jokes about LGBT+ people!

      ~lgbt Ask (survey)
      I remember this one from the 80's which was viral some time ago for being non-offensive (for its time). There is some outdated language of course. After years of regular meetings at a local bar,...

      I remember this one from the 80's which was viral some time ago for being non-offensive (for its time). There is some outdated language of course.

      After years of regular meetings at a local bar, one of a trio of friends stunned his companions by announcing that he was really a woman trapped in a man's body and had finally decided to have a sex-change operation.

      Months later, she reappeared at the old haunt and greeted her friends. Both men congratulated her on her appearance and began questioning her about the most painful aspect of the grueling operation.

      "Lopping off your dick must have been the worst part," one said, wincing.

      "Ummm," she pondered. "No, not really."

      "Cutting off your balls, then, decided the other.

      "No," she said. "That was bad, but not the worst."

      "What was worse than that?"

      "Getting my salary cut in half."

      34 votes